dip and switch

1. To leave abruptly (informal use of dip)

2. To remove used chewing tobacco from one's mouth and share it with someone else

3. The act of making out while simultaneously hitting off a shared clump of chaw

1.
Noah: Imma dip and switch
Chris: Aight, later my B

2.
Dale: Hey man, I'm out of dip.
Nick: (spits) Wanna dip and switch?
Dale: I sure would!

3.
Dylan: Did you see that redneck couple dip and switch in the hallway?
Owen: Yeah bro, it was disgusting!

Switch Juice

Good for you and is better then soda. It will make all the hair fall off your pussy\dick. Also very. Good for people named ren.

You fuck a switch juice and it is good

hanzo switch

Every Hanzo main hears this on comp in overwatch.

Someone picks Hanzo.
Everyone else: HANZO SWITCH.

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switch game

A game of where you put one finger up your ass, and the other in your mouth and when your teammate says 'Go' you switch and you keep doing this until you throw up.

Man 1: "Okay, GO!"
Man 2: "This tastes like crap!"

"Hey bro, wanna play... The Switch Game?!"

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The Sauceman Switch

The act of pulling out and going down on a female when having intercourse when you get close to finishing. This boosts the amount of time you have sex. Used in dire situations to calm down

“Yeah bro I almost finished in 3 minutes but I used the Sauceman Switch and went forever”

Perv Switch

An arbitrary threshold of arousal, which once passed, will cause an individual to engage in behavior which may be risky to their freedom, health, bank account... or all of the above.

Commonly observed in news reports about dentists who abuse their female patients while under anesthesia, teachers who strike up affairs with underage students, etc. The negative repercussions of a triggered perv switch can oftentimes be avoided by channeling the energy into a jack attack.

Dumb-ass completely flipped his perv switch, now he's looking at 5 to 15 years in a pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

Doom-Switch

Pronunciation: 'düm-swich
Function: noun

1. The button or switch that an online gaming site toggles on or off, subsequently rigging the game for a particular player.

Note: This term was created by PokerRoom.com player "monkeyzero". TradeMark laws may apply to its usage.

ex. 1. "I was the favorite to win every hand I was in, but I ended up losing my bankroll because they got the Doom-Switch on me."

ex. 2. "I won two hands in a row. I think they turned my Doom-Switch off."

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