can i take a bite out of your taco?

Internet lingo for "can I have your number", often used on myspace. CITABOOYT for short.

Creeper: hey, Kristen, can I take a bite out of your taco?

Kristen: ewww no you creeper!

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Take The Only Way Out

Suicide

Did you know that it's a crime to attempt suicide? It's getting harder and harder for people to Take The Only Way Out.

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19 year old take out girl

a homewrecking slut who breaks up relationships that were otherwise stable

Person 1 "Did you hear? Joey and Jenna broke up because he cheated on her."

Person 2 "Oh my, what kind of 19 year old take out girl would sleep with him?"

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she wants to take the zippity out of my doo da

Slang. It’s what guys say when their wife or girlfriend wants them to get a vasectomy.

Did you go to the doctor today? Yeah. What did she say? She wants to take the zippity out of my doo dah! Why do you say that? It’s what guys say when their wife or girlfriends wants them to get a vasectomy.

Taking the garlic bread out of the oven

To be off your tits on e's or meth.
BACKSTORY: We saw one of our mates who was 6 Kinds of Wednesdays at a rave and we told him to come to another room with us. However he thought he was still working at his pizza shop and responded with, "Yeah guys in a sec. Just gotta take the garlic bread out of the oven." Cunt was fucked.

"Fuck man look at Shauns eyes, he's clearly taking the garlic bread out of the oven."
OR
"Yeah I see Shaun here every week, he's always taking the garlic bread out of the oven."

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Why Dont You Take Your Balls Out Of Your Purse

What you tell a guy who is acting like a woman.

Hey Bill, I dare you to drink that whole gallon of beer.
-No, I can't, I might get sick.
-Oh Why dont you take your balls out of your purse and just drink.

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If you can’t take the banter get out the kitchen

A phrase used to describe a non-banterous bitch who can’t take my jokes

Wow stop getting offended easily yk if you can’t take the banter get out the kitchen

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