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mom tattoo

A mom tattoo is a medium to large tattoo on a mother, usually with flowers and/or hearts and scrolls with the name of her children. The design style will be based in the era directly preceding the woman becoming a mom, as that will be the last time she had time to look at tattoos, and received approximately five years after her last child, when the desire to show the world she's still cool is at the fullest.

My mom is thinking about running for president of the PTA, but I told her she better cover up her mom tattoo until after the voting ends.

by JoanOfSnark April 27, 2016


Tattoo Catfish

Only having tattoo on the visible parts of your body and nowhere that could be covered by clothing (i.e. lower arms, neck, lower leg); mainly for Instagram purposes.

Michael is so lame. You'd think with all those arm tattoos his body would be covered, he is such a Tattoo Catfish.

by Big Leaf Little Stick September 21, 2023


Kitten Tattoo

Any mark, scratch, scar or cut obtained by playing and/or living with a playful kitten.

Girl 1: Look at that. See that slash on the back of my hand? That's a Kitten Tattoo, right there.
Girl 2: Ouch, man. That had to hurt.
Girl 1: Yeah. She's such a cute little furball though!

by Reals December 2, 2008


Tattoo Cleavage

Partial visibility of a single tattoo, meant to attract attention.

Her tattoo cleavage is flirting with me.

by Zaucha July 3, 2011


mushroom tattoo

A mark made by a wild and violent whipping/smacking of the male genitalia on another's body part, preferably tha face.

I'm going to give that bitch a mushroom tattoo.

by Michael Pur September 27, 2005

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tattoo sleeve

Tattoos that go up your arm like a sleeve.

That guy has so many tattoos on his arm! He has a tattoo sleeve!

by kneecole August 23, 2008

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mental tattoo

*self explanatory*, non-disposable knowledge! -bad or good etchings, (present, past, or possibly future...) on the malleable human mind. these could include: death/s, birth/s, divorce/s, non-disposable interaction of quality with other humans, assorted tragedy/s, etc...
these are the memories which we will carry to the grave!, (-like the time you got fucked so vigorously you wanted to cry for your mama!, but it still was glorious!!)

my memories of that car crash will remain a mental tattoo!!

she ground the poison out of me with vigor, it shall forever be a mental tattoo!!

that sex party was never again re-created, everyone got off; and it shall forever remain a mental tattoo!!

she got off like a fireworks finale, a mental tattoo i will never forget!!

by michael foolsley January 14, 2010

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