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A rapper from Harlem who speaks about real issues, usually politics and poverty. He seems to have a grudge with the Bush Administration, repetitive as hell when it comes to politics because he speaks about the same shit. Also known to get really lyrical and just mumble a bunch of nonsense. Peep the wack off off beat song "Creation and Destruction" and "The Prophecy". A clown in my eyes. An overrated rapper, especially on the internet ..you people need to get off his dick. Dead Prez is much better ...Immortal Technique also has a flow problem, dude just hasnt mastered the technique of riding a beat. Only suburban white kids idolize him and claim he's the best rapper from Harlem ..ha ..yea right ..ever heard of Big L people? Not taking away from his lyrical ability ..I'll admit, Technique is good ..but until he learns how to ride a beat then he will never be shit in my eyes.
Immortal Technique Lyrics:
I'm explicit like video tapes of conjugal visits
Some niggaz are too stupid to understand it like astrophysics
Technique is exquisite
I'll make your thoughts a victory
Get pessimistic with the quickness
If you think that I will just become another statistic with anything but success
When I bless the mic as I spit this
Specifically prolific with coprocessor coma type sickness
what the fuck is that shit????? ..no one cares ...
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The Finger-Spoon Breakup technique is a last resort breakup technique that will leave no doubt to the state of any relationship (or sudden lack there of) due to its unique approach to guilt manipulation.
The effect is that upon waking, a girl will find that she is spooning her boyfriend with one finger in his anus; as he awakes at the same moment, his shock and disgust will leave no other option but to end said relationship.
To implement the FSB technique: When the female partner is asleep, one puts ones head atop her lower arm, rotates into the small spoon position and pulls her into big spoon position. The next step is to (quite impressively) insert her finger into ones anus without rousing her from her slumber.
Upon waking, give the poor girl a moment to realise what "she has done" and then awake with apparent shock and display clear signs of feelings of abuse and mistrust. Explain the situation using emotional angles and lay on the guilt nice and heavy. The rest should come naturally
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Type of masturbation in which a man stands with his back to a mirror and masturbates seeing his own ass in the reflection, replicating the pose of a successful bullfighter.
I have such a good ass that I can do the Torero technique.
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An overated average rapper. What sets him apart is that he has been to college and probably watches an assload of national geographic's ''Is It Real?''.Some of his lines are insane ill give him that, but most are overly violent and disgusting for no apparent reason and hold not an ounce of truth. Eminem is 20x more talented than immortal technique. Also he is muuuuch more enjoyable to listen to than immortal technique.
"im going to rape the corpse of an aids infested aborted fetus"-an average immortal technique line
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Overated contradicting rapper who talks only of murder and violence. While he has decent talent, his lyrics are extreme, and teaches only messages of hatred. He preaches and wishes for everyone to follow his examples, while if they did the world would be in complete anarchy (which is a bad thing.)
W I S H E S H E W A S B I G - L
Johnny: Hey Immortal technique just said he raped a chick and now the devil is chasing him for the rest of his life.
Mark: Wow thats a shame, and definantly not true.
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when a male with an erect pennis inserts his pennis into a bucket of black paint, and then inserts his newly painted pennis into the anus of his female counterpart
today, while having anal sex with my wife i dipped my pennis in black paint and used the burglar technique on her and entered the back door.
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okay, Tech has some of the sickest rhymes ive heard, i find it ill when rappers use bigger words taht rhyme, but i think he is completely wrong with hsi politics, and " Bin Laden" is completely ridiculous, 1- why the hell would a president do that. 2 if he did, there would defnetly be evidence, real fuckin proof by now, 7 years after it occurred. I respect him for spittin his view, personally i listenhim, i love his raps, except a few, but hes made enough songs aobut the government, why not stick with songs like, "positive balance", thats probably one of his best songs.
Immortal technique should step away from the governmental hit, he's made enough
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