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The act of pissing in a half bottle of tequila filling it the rest of the way and allowing your friends to drink it. The smell and taste of the tequila will drown out the piss taste. morning piss should only be used once.
Hey guys you want to try some real Tennessee Tequila.
a cumshot where you fill up a girl's navel with your cum
Last night I gave Nicky a tequila lake and Becky drank it out like a body shot.
When you soak your penis with Tequila and stick it in someone’s mouth.
Brandon gave the new girl a tequila toothbrush after work.
A cocktail where a measure of tequila, a measure of lemon juice, and some sparkling wine are poured directly into a glass without stirring or shaking, then the glass is slammed onto the bar or table to mix the ingredients. It is advisable to cover the top of the glass with a hand for this part.
Note: Weaker glasses may break, so use a strong glass.
I'll have another Tequila Slammer please
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Tequila (Tijuana) Poppers are when they blow a whistle in your ear, and pour tequilla down your throat, putting thier hand over your mouth and shaking your head back and forth until it goes down.
When I went down to Tijuana for the weekend my friends ordered me a Tequila Popper. After that I couldn't piss straight for a month.
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A lavatorial occurrence, when an improperly disposed turd leaves the characteristic sunrise colouring, as popularised by the cocktail of the same title.
Dude, have you seen trap 3? Steve's left a full on tequila sunrise!
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When a person is eating a female out while on her period, manages to sneeze into her vagina splattering mucus and menstrual blood onto the bed sheets.
Dude I forgot to take my Zyrtec this morning and totally gave her a Tequila Sunrise when my allergies started acting up.
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