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Tesla last name of the world's greatest inventor, Nikola Tesla, with 1 200 patents to his name, a world record. Nikola Tesla changed the world by inventing A/C current, Radar, Robotics, Fluorescent light bulb, Radio, Rotating Electro Magnetic field, X-Ray and many more. You should read more about him.
Hey! Who is the smartest person in the world?
Nikola Tesla!
A shitty car that everyone treats like the future
That Tesla's roof just flew off on the freeway!
soulless, depressed, dull, bland, lame, uninspiring and unremarkably dumb vehicles made by elon musk.
Man 1: look its a tesla
Man 2: wow i heard they're soulless, depressed, dull, bland, lame, uninspiring and unremarkably dumb vehicles made by elon musk
Similar to slug bug.
when you see a tesla you yell "Tesla taser!" and tickle the victims ribs or arm.
"Tesla Taser!!! Buzz buzz buzz"
“Two in the b-hole, one in the p-hole.”
A sexual act similar to the shocker, except instead of inserting two fingers into the vagina and one finger into the anus, two fingers are inserted into the anus and one finger into the urethra.
Elon Musk is about to be giving the Tesla Shocker to bitches on the hyper-loop.
My juul needs a charge.
I’m all out of Tesla Tobaccy.
Something you never see BUTT REALLY FEEL.
This is a brutal HOMOSEXUAL ACT where the one getting ASSHOLE FUCKED is being FIGGED with TACO BELL FIREY SAUCE and the act involves YOURS DICK running into a lot of SOLID FECES which all sums to a FIREY TESLA CRASH and the PAIN is unbearable BUT BUTT SAFE.