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A shitty car that everyone treats like the future
That Tesla's roof just flew off on the freeway!
soulless, depressed, dull, bland, lame, uninspiring and unremarkably dumb vehicles made by elon musk.
Man 1: look its a tesla
Man 2: wow i heard they're soulless, depressed, dull, bland, lame, uninspiring and unremarkably dumb vehicles made by elon musk
Similar to slug bug.
when you see a tesla you yell "Tesla taser!" and tickle the victims ribs or arm.
"Tesla Taser!!! Buzz buzz buzz"
“Two in the b-hole, one in the p-hole.”
A sexual act similar to the shocker, except instead of inserting two fingers into the vagina and one finger into the anus, two fingers are inserted into the anus and one finger into the urethra.
Elon Musk is about to be giving the Tesla Shocker to bitches on the hyper-loop.
When you overlook major problems in Tesla cars because the Tesla company's marketing and hype.
<Michael> My new Model 3 is the best car ever!
<JV> There is literally paint chipping off the car doors, you are suffering from Tesla Hypnosis.
A car that every "car guy" aka stupid 5 year olds will brag about how tesla sucks and them mk4 supra is better and stuff
Very gud def not 5 year old car guy: tEsLa CaRs SuCk 1!1
Person with logic: shut the fuck up little timmy.
Just like the game of punchbuggy or slugbug when you see a Volkswagen Beetle, but this is when you see a Tesla you give the a slight horse-bite (pinch). You have to say "no bite back" or they can pinch you back.
Kris: Ohh, tiny bite tesla!! *pinch*
Me: Dang it!!
Kris: No bite back hahaha!!!