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The dreaded fitness test.
No one likes it.
People think it's child abuse.
Once you do it, you'll literally die in thirty seconds.
The FitnessGram Pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively... we need to stop typing in this crap
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1. A test you perform upon yourself to see if you really want to date the woman you're with or if you're just trying to have sex with her.
2. Putting on pornography and masturbating an hour before going on a date. Upon ejaculation, if you still feel like going on the date, you are really serious about having a relationship with the woman. If not, then you're just looking for sex and have saved yourself a ton of cash.
Jenny got stood up by Jonathan the other night. Apparently he did the Banach Test and fell asleep soon after.
When you drop and 8-ball, run out of ink, touch enemy ink, break the orb, break a fail balloon, run out of time oh my fucking god, and like 10 other creative ways for C.Q Cumber to kill you
You ran out of ink, test failed
I want to test drive this car.
I want to test drive this guy, make him see and PAY FOR a chick flick, and buy me dinner.
Let's test drive the ironing board.
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A term coined by Bob Ross, he would use it as a way to describe when you have to paint something that could very easily ruin the painting. Typically it'd also be something he'd tell you not to trace or copy the way he does it.
Also usable as any time you need to do something with high risk/reward.
Bob Ross: See, you have to decide where the tree lives. This is going to be your Bravery Test
Instead of conducting methodical troubleshooting of a problem, you just try random stuff to see what works. Similar to throwing spaghetti on the wall to see if it is al dente yet.
Those idiots at the Spectrum help desk just keep spaghetti testing my cable modem instead of fixing it.
The "dice test" is process of querying for job postings on dice.com related to a new/emerging technology, with the theory being that if there are a significant number of job postings related to the new technology, it is a relevant/in demand technology worthy of learning and eventually integrating into new software projects. The "dice test" is used by Information Technology and Computer/Software Engineering Professionals to filter out the vast array of software packages/frameworks created that are never widely adopted, preventing the software developer from investing in a technology platform that will eventually die (due to a lack of community/support).
I ran a dice test on jQuery, and there are over 5000 jobs: that's a hot technology we need to implement on our websites.