Student's Block

- The lack of motivation to study.
- When you have been studying so long you can't process what you're studying anymore.
- Your brain goes blank when you look at your notes and text.
- When called upon in class to discuss last night's assignment, you forget everything you read or studied.
- When you can't stop procrastinating, especially right before your finals.
- You can't remember what you studied when you look at the questions on your exam!
- When you simply stop caring about your studies.
- What you suffer from when you write out definitions for "student's block" 20 minutes before a paper is due, which you didn't even start.

A: "I don't want to work on my paper.... I just don't feel like it."
B: "I think you have student's block. Don't worry; we all get it some time or the other."

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Student Wankers

Those dirty posh uni cunts with a penchant for tweed & indie. The Student Wanker is not complete with out one or more piece of Ché Guvara merchandise & in in-depth knowlege of Neighbours. The Greater Spotted Student Wanker will consider themself witty & "out-there" due to their annoying "random" conversations & "wacky" geek chic. General pains in the backside.

See those student wankers in the student bar,
complaining to each other other that their grants don't go far.
With their silly student ties and their silly student scarves,
drinking draught real ale not in pints but halves.

Student Wankers, a fine song by Peter & The Test Tube Babies.

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RGS Students

Thought to be quite bright and sane, these students are actually quite chaotic. When faced with the danger of PPAs, the RGS student will or may exhibit the following behaviour: praying to the Athena statue, giving offerings to it etc., madly staying in the library for hours on end in the hope that they'll be able to absorb more knowledge to score well, 'manifesting' using 'holy leaves/offerings' from Athena and/or status posts and/or pieces of paper and/or other related images.

RGS students are very high.

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student sandwich

The desperate act of a hungry student, the student sandwich consists of any and all leftovers that can be scavenged from an otherwise empty fridge jammed between whatever can pass as bread.

Student1: What you eatin?
Student2: Salmon, chicken and leftover mince with jalapenos, cheese and beetroot sandwich. And some chestnuts and sauce from the chinese two nights ago.
Student1: ...Student sandwich?
Student2: I want my mommy :(

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AP Student

A student who used to be super chill and funny but is now ridiculously stressed out and has relatively no friends on account off the massive amounts of AP work they have. Such students can often be found wondering schools with a blank expression not giving a fuck who they talk to because they have to get to class and finish that all important last piece of English homework before the bell.

It is strongly recommended that one should never, ever take and AP class during high school.

Hot Chick: Hey Sam you want to go make out after school in the back seat of your car?!?

Sam: (In a tired mumble) mmmbhhmbm I needa study for my 8 AP tests or something mmmbmbhhm

Hot Chick: Your such an AP student!

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The Student Room

A large student forum, populated with people that will tear you to pieces if you dare mention that immigration should be controlled or that it maybe has some negatives. TSR (short for the student room) enforces a brutal democracy - unless you don't go to an expensive public school or disagree with what they say of course.

When signing up, it's best to choose a name such as "Democracy" or "Parliamentarian" - this will let the TSR community know that you too think that people who dare to throw a punch at someone who is stabbing them should be arrested and jailed for assault.

Excerpt from The Student Room forum:

OP: umm I think we should be allowed to defend ourselves more when someone breaks into our home. After all if it was enshrined in law a burglar would think twice and he would be well aware what could happen to him.

Respondent: "OMG! HOW DARE YOU THINK IT'S OK TO DEFEND YOURSELF DON'T YOU KNOW THAT BURGLAR HAS HUMAN RIGHTS!!!!! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU BROKE INTO SOMEONES HOME AND THEY PUNCHED YOU!!! YOU EVIL FUCKER!!!!! ANYWAY DON'T YOU KNOW THAT VIOLENT CRIME DOESN'T EXIST IN ETON COLLEGE!!!! YOU MUST BE POOR OR SOMETHING!!!! I HOPE YOU GET A B AT A LEVEL!!!!

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College student

Those that not only sell their bodies at night but also their brains by day

College student: "Plebecite, I go to Harvard"

Random Pedestrian: "Must be a tough life huh?"

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