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Being "woke".
She has opened up her eyes to world. She has been buried alive.
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When driving in a car or riding a motorcycle or crotch rocket and stopped at a red light or simply just driving, the driver will floor the gas pedal and gain a burst of speed, passing other drivers as they do it. Refers to the tachometer which measures the engines RPMs and the fuel gauge.
"When its raining, I like to bury the needle so that the tires slip"
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To have sex, a man places his penis in a womans vagina.
I can't go I will be busy burying my dog by then.
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The best song of all time. Found on the Japanese version of Life on the Murder Scene, the Video Diary (and sound track) made by New Jersey alternative rock band, My Chemical Romance.
Lauren: *listens to Bury Me in Black*
Mother: What is that insane racket? It's hurting my ears!
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Using the day you have sex for the first time as your anniversary date.
At lunch with Parents and uncle yesterday, Ashley came with me. We're talking about my cousin celebrating a dating anniversary with her boyfriend. Mom chimes in "well they're not married, so are we celebrating the anniversary of him burying the baby arm"
Dad right on queue drops silverware onto plate and makes a clank.