Blitz Effect

When you are up by 2 or more touchdowns going into the 2nd half of a game of NFL blitz and suddenly your opponent develops super human powers, making catches that are not humanly possible, and forcing fumbles like the football is covered in crisco.

Me: Dude, I was beating mike so bad at blitz last night, like 50 to 0 at half.

Friend: Yea? what happened?

Me: Blitz effect dude, he beat me 51-50

Friend: oh, shitty

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Rainbow Blitz

Nobody knows why he was created or who created him, but he is the boy version of the My Little Pony character Rainbow Dash. His pony form looks like: Rainbow tail and hair, sky blue body, rose eyes, and his cutie mark is on his thigh, witch is a cloud with a lightning bolt shaped rainbow. His human form looks like this: Sky blue skin, rainbow hair, rose eyes, baby blue jacket with white sleeves, ripped blue jeans, and his shoes are blue sneakers with white stripes. The back of his sneakers have little wing looking objects witch are baby blue.

Rainbow Blitz and Rainbow Dash

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Blitzed at Applebees

Getting blitzed at Applebees is a term that can apply to getting fucked up at any chain restaurant. Preferably on cheap signature drinks. With apps obvi.

“Dude let’s go get blitzed at Applebees this weekend.” “Heck yeah dude wanna go to Chili’s” “idk man I was thinking like TGIFridays”

Hot blitz

A hot blitz is when you're tagging a girl from behind, and you "accidentally" slip it in the wrong hole.

Exception is if she realizes what's happening and calls an audible. Then the play is blocked.

"Oh, dang, last night I pulled a hot Blitz on Ashley and to my surprise, she didn't call an audible."

Birdie Blitz

When lots of birds crap all over your car in the same period of time.

I parked under a tree overnight and woke up to a birdie blitz

Pocket Blitz

When one person in a groups phone rings, and everyone scrambles to his/her pockets for their phone in case it's theirs.

"I was at a party last night with some friends and Caleb's phone rang, and the whole place pocket blitzed."

The Biden Blitz

While fucking a girl, right before finishing, pull out and jerk off on her. While doing so, yell the following "this is MAGA country" and then never talk to her again.

When you are fucking a girl for a hot minute, and she starts her political bullshit, fuck her one last time, and end it all with The Biden Blitz!!