Showers That Are British

Another way of saying 'rain' since, in Britain, people sometimes refer to rain as showers. It is also called this because it rains a lot in Britain

Louis: I can make your tears fall down like the showers that are British
Fans: why are the showers British

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British Scrub

Scrubbing/brushing your teeth with a towel to clean the plaque off your teeth. Known as British due to the stereotype of English folks having yellow/white teeth which is the usual result of a British Scrub.

Nigel your teeth are mighty yellow, perform a quick British Scrub in the bathroom before your meeting in a few minutes.

British indian

This fine specimen possesses quite a few characteristics including, but not limited to, the following:
smouldering black eyes, top notch banter, exotic looks, sexy english accent, potential cultural identity crisis, and surprisingly a love for both UK junk food and indian delicacies. They can hand you the world in a plate or break your heart in half. Amazing to be around because they are incredibly intelligent, entertaining and life-changing.

A: I knew a british indian once who broke my heart... haven't been able to recover.
B: I got married to one... I am the happiest person alive!

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British girls

Girls who be shaking all the damn time when they make TikToks. Don’t even know what they do but sis-

Nobody:
British girls: *start shaking*

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ridin' British

Driving the car in the left lanes.

In America, this is driving into oncoming traffic.

Chris: Does he realize he's driving in the left lane??

Nima: It's cool - he's just ridin' British.

Acting British

Term used when you regret something right after doing it. An action done that is stupid and now you're regretting it.

British: "I knew I shouldn't have voted to Leave. I must've been acting British."

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british shower

the sexual act of pouring steeped tea onto your partner and drinking it off

i gave her the british shower, dont judge me

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