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Did you hear about the parties at Cardinal Stritch University last weekend?
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Pronounced (Kar-din-ull Mao-bee-is), Cardinal Maobius is a persistent, often painful erection that lasts for more than 16 hours and is chronic, reoccurring once every few weeks lasting your entire lifetime. Typically has vast amounts of blood, seeping from the urethra and blood clots way easier to someone with Cardinal Maobius leading to chunky blood flowing out of the male urethra. Bleeding can last anywhere from 14 minutes to 18 hours depending on age, weight, and BMI. Cardinal Maobius can only be found in the male sex and is not contagious and is only hereditarily transferable; can be passed down to sons from their father. Cardinal Maobius can also lead the penis to sometimes swell, leaving large cysts and soon calusses filled with pus and blood, and depending on where on the body these cysts are found, sometimes semen. It is smart to treat the cysts sooner rather than later, as they can grow to widths of 22 inches and spread around the body. Roughly 20 million males suffer worldwide annually.
Person A: I have Cardinal Maobius.
Person B: Is that why your pants are red by the crotch area?
Person A: Yes, I am on my cycle.
Person B: Oh, okay. Let me know if you need any help!
When you're wedged in traffic and surrounded by all cars and you can't get out.
While stuck in rush hour traffic, I was cardined by all the shitty drivers in Los Angeles. It's much safer to be completely stopped on the freeway, ya know, no problems here, just cardined.
Random kid in 2055: “Dad I just named my pet cardinal Flapjack”
The kid’s dad: “I am proud of you son”
Obscure slang for a man's penis.
Don't put your cardinal around that hoe.
this person is one of the most stand up people you can meet and they'll have your back through anything right or wrong and could possibly turn out to be a very dependable and financially stable person in years to come. always be on their good side cause you dong want to see the bad side their stupid crazy
wow cardinal thanks for the advice i'm glad we're cool you always got my back.