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umbrella corporation

"Our business is life itself."
A fictional company in the Capcom "Resident Evil" saga. In the game, the company uses it's status as an enitity to protect (thus the term "umbrella") it's biological experiments of dubious moral and ethical bearing. Can be used as a term to describe any company which engages in similar practices of hiding behind a name or "corporate veil".

Enron was an umbrella corporation, executives used it's name to protect themselves from the law and to hide their actions of dubious moral bearings.

by elgatofilo July 27, 2004

722πŸ‘ 193πŸ‘Ž


corporate culture

The way things are done in upper management in corporate America including their policies, procedures, values, beliefs, rules, and the way they treat and value their employees. It is almost an underworld where arrogance, overpay, and lack of concern for the β€œlower” employees is the norm. Often times, people in corporate America will sell their soul to the devil himself in their quest for power and money, and will do anything to climb the corporate ladder. Corporate America only cares about its own interests and has no concern for the β€œlesser” employees. It will make you think your job is secure and then lay you off without warning if it saves the company 10 cents. It will give you a pay cut, but then raise its own salary. Basically, it’s a world of liars, thieves, and hypocrites.

Corporate culture is not so good to the rest of us who work paycheck to paycheck.

by krock1dk@yahoo.com January 19, 2009

46πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


corporate punk

Fake punk that is completely manufactured for mainstream purposes/to make money for labels.

blink-182 is total corporate punk.

by kewld00d4 March 7, 2010

23πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


corporate thug

a street hustler that is apart of corporate america

Rodney is a real corporate thug because he can converse in the board room... as well with the fellas on the block.

by top dogg September 6, 2005

94πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Corporate Jihad

An early 2010 decision by the U.S. Supreme eliminated limits on campaign donations from corporations. This decision lead to corporations declaring holy war on incumbent Democrats. Big corporations spent HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS on Republican campaigns, mostly through secret "non-profit" organizations and 527 groups. With the help of these unlimited corporate donations, the G.O.P. outspent Democrats 10 to 1. Unfortunately for America, the 2010 Election will go down in history as the nasiest and most expensive mid-term election ever (so far.)

The Corporate Jihad in 2010 lead to the Republicans gaining a controlling majority interest in Congress and an increased minority share of the Senate. The only real winner in this election was the media and advertising firms.

by Charles_U_Farley November 8, 2010

1355πŸ‘ 397πŸ‘Ž


CORPORATE SLUT

A moral-less and wanton woman, a slut who has no probem getting on her knees and sucking off male management to get higher in a company or to achieve job security, often sociopathically disregarding her current boyfriend/fiance/husband in the process, as she only cares first and foremost about both being used, and using others who can position her better in the corporate world. The corporate slut, while found in many different industries, can most often be found in the Fashion and Entertainment World. Never truly respected and in fact hated and loathed by their co-workers, often these corporate sluts are not blessed with natural intelligence, just with a nearly psychotic selfishness that allows them to sacrifice both themselves and others who trust them, in order to solidify their sociopathic desire to rise higher in the corporate food chain.

Co-Worker A: That Russian Whore that the Boss just hired is really too dumb for the job! How did she get hired?

Co-Worker B: Not only that, but apparently the bitch lied blatantly on her resume, has been arrested and convicted of violent crimes, and has previously worked as a Prostitute.

Co-Worker A: So how does she even keep her job?

Co-Worker B: What do YOU think? She's the Corporate Slut.

by Dirk Pasquale January 28, 2012

35πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


something corporate

the most AMAZING band in the world

I love Something Corporate.

by BabyOfThe80s July 14, 2004

185πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž