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An Eastern European nobleman known for his supernatural scrogging abilities.
Sherry: Oh, my god! You know that guy, Count Scroggula? He flew into my window last night and we scrogged until sunup! I had so many gushing orgasms, I thought I was gonna shrivel up and die!
Melanie: Ooo! I know a horny woman who's sleeping with her window open tonight!
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The name of sex vampire who is originally thought to be Nad the Impale-her.
A man, at home, alone, watching 'Count Spunkula Lives!' with his bored housewife. The TV woman get a hugely impossible facial. The man looks longingly at his wife and she shoves a pencil down his dick. How's that?
Number of people you have kissed
Vanessa's lip count is higher than Jade Ryan's
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Lay Count is the amount of women a particular man has had sex with
Chad 1: Yo Bro did you pull that girl yesterday
Chad 2: Yea, my Lay Count is up to 47 now
Idiom. To be worthless; not worth anything at all.
Derived from the informal use of the word 'squat' BrE skwɒt NAmE skwɑ t as having the same meaning as 'diddly-squat' 'dɪdlɪˌskwɒt (also doodly-squat 'dudliˌskwɑt) : nothing, anything at all, not anything.
Note: "diddly" and "squat" each are used in NAmE as having the same meaning as 'diddly-squat'.
1-Actions speak louder than words; words alone count for squat.
2- "He is sending you flowers in hopes of improving your opinion of him"
"It doesn't count for squat. He is still the same person."
A dude that absolutely loves eating pussy and is not deterred in the least when the lady he is snacking on is having her period.
Wipe that blood off your face dude. Who do you think you are Count Cuntula?
to get money, add commas to your bank account as you obtain more money
$100 has no commas but $1,000,000 has two commas that can be counted
all i do is smoke weed and count commas
fuck bitches, count commas