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When you receive a mysterious blowjob with no discernible source, which cannot be explained by science.
Dude, I think got a blowjob last night but my girlfriend wasn't even around." "Man, you just got a Taos hummer.
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Another name for an old fashioned handjob.
Mary Jane Rottencroch gave me a hand hummer inside the pool.
You get aluminum foil, take a size appropriate sheet, wrap it snugly around your penis. Let your partner take it on their mouth and human as loud as they can! The vibration from the hum in turn vibrates the entire sheet of foil, eliciting the feeling of electricity running over your penis. Electric Hummer.
Lets get the foil baby, you can give me an electric hummer tonight.
It's the fart that keeps on giving..... you know it's deadly stench is settling into your pores - but!!! - you are transfixed, unable to move, discombobulated and a dead ringer for Rietel OOvergaang. Nope, never heard of him either.
Who did the Eggy Hummer?
Me.
That solves that then! No wonder they call me the the Worlds greatest question asker! Huzzoid!
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A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.
Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.
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Those flakey suburban kids who pretend to be hippies and demonstrate their love of nature by driving obnoxious SUVs all over it. Easily identified in oversized gas-guzzlers plastered with Dave Matthews and Patagonia stickers, hummer hippies are drawn toward large outdoor music festivals where they injest large quantities of illicit substances and leave behind huge deposits of litter and debris. Longitudinal studies have demonstrated that these hypocritical enemies of nature are actually the larvae of careless corporate stooges, and upon reaching maturity and dropping their stupid nicknames they will assume their predestined roles (lucrative careers) with the same abject lack of concern for the welfare of the planet as demonstrated by their republican-voting parents.
"Hey, check out that tank full of hummer hippies! Wonder if that belongs to daddy or if the owner tapped into his trust fund."
"Wow, think of all the hungry people that hummer hippie could have fed if he had chosen a more sensible form of transport."
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Not a real Hummer, this one is for rich people (usually women) who think they can be cool.
It gets an amazing 12 mpg, and you wonder why the gas prices are so high?
You got a Hummer 2? hahahha
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