Indian Handshake

A handshake, characterized by an utter lack of firmness in the grip, and often, a sweaty palm, giving the receiver a creepy and unpleasant feeling. Commonly given by men from India, hence the name.

Alice: Who’s that man you were talking to this morning?
Bob: Hmm… oh, right. Rajesh something or other. He gave me the Indian Handshake.
Alice: Eeww!

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Indian's Revenge

The Indian's Revenge refers to the introduction of tobacco to the white man, and in turn, causing millions of them to die.

White Man 1: Oh god, I have lung cancer *cough cough*
Indian Man: Indian's revenge cracker!

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indian taker

A person who steals your property but returns the stolen property to you at a later date.

The car thief stole my car but was nice enough to return it the next day. What an indian taker piece of shit.

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Indian slap

When a man/woman/it puts their hand in hot curry and slaps a woman's vagina creating a burning orgasm

I want to Indian slap that girl so hard

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indian time

indian time means you leave/arrive "whenever the spirit moves you"

Frank: "Hey, when do you wanna get goin?"
Bourt: "Indian time."
or....
"I'm on indian time."

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Angry Indian

To do a girl doggy-style while she's on the rag. Pull out, dip in fingers, and apply 'war paint' under your eyes. Then resume doggy-style and let out a war cry.

Phil: Jamie was on the rag and wanted me to earn my red wings.

Ted: Yuck! What did you tell her?

Phil: I said 'HELL NO!', but I'll give you an Angry Indian instead.

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Indian summer

A period of warm, dry weather following the first killing frost of autumn.

After the cold snap, a pleasant spell of Indian summer weather allowed us to finish building the backyard deck.

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