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Mitch

A unit of measure which equates to 5 feet and four inches, or 64 inches.

Jon is about 1 and 1/8 Mitchs tall.

by sturmiscool September 29, 2011

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Mitch

a boys name. or a word for bitch but directed at a male, it is a mix of the words male and bitch. it is a word used a lot in the tv show Real husbands of Hollywood.

guy 1: "Dude did you hear what that guy did? he totally snitched on you to the principal!"
guy 2: "yea I know he's such a weak ass mitch!! he better not open his mouth again or I'm gonna beat his ass!"

by skullcandybabe January 12, 2015

3๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mitch

A term used to call any object, animate or inanimate, that is smaller than it normally is

Jay's new camera is a mitch. It's smaller than an apple!

by Talerman October 19, 2014

3๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mitch

A boy who has a triangular shaped figure with washboard abs and often goes for the flabby women who start with K. which get called special K

That guy who looks like a triangle holding hands with that fat bitch is a mitch

by Laraboys April 10, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mitch

A man who stays home and cooks, cleans and generally takes care of the house while his wife is at work. To put it simply, a man-bitch.

Kelsey: "Wow, Denise, your house looks amazing, so nice and clean. How do you manage it with your busy job?"

Denise: "Jake takes care of it. He is a handy mitch to have around."

by Soxy Lady April 7, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mitch

A hybrid of the words man and bitch is used to describe a manly dude who is also sensitive. Unlike a metro sexual a Mitch retains his masculinity by having an unkempt facial hair situation, and sometimes wears flannel but is also artistic and in touch with his deep inner feelings. The Mitch retains his dude ness by not talking about these feelings and refuses to wash his dirty face. He is sexually liberated, he is a feminist, an artist, and either owns one or one hundred pairs of shoes.

That Mitch smells like dirt but speeks like a college professor, did you see him save that baby bird while we were out hunting elk?

by Audy6 October 3, 2013

3๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


mitching

Spending overt amounts of time at the computer helpdesk for 'computer help.'

Stop mitching around we have work to do.
She spends so much time mitching.
If I had to spend so much time mitching, I do believe I would die.

by Some Girls At A PARTAYYYY February 11, 2007

4๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž