Mons Tremens

Sex or porn withdrawal symptoms.

Charlie was at a party and there was no computer in sight. He was suffering from mons tremens and needed to access pornotube to get his fix.

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chi mon

slang for come on

chi mon guy

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Mon Bazou

a game where your canadian ass talks in french slurs and talks to his more succesful brother and mother everyday just to sell his brother wood to fix his shitty car and make it into a racecar

yo bro you played that mon bazou game where you chop wood and shit?

no.

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mon oeil

A French expression that most directly means "no way" or "yeah, my ass!" in the sense that the speaker is responding something that he/she believes is blatantly false or misconceived. In a more literal sense, it translates to "my eye."

Person 1: Connaissez-vous l'Amérique a un président nègre maintenant? (You know America has a black president now?)

Person 2: Mon oeil!

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solo mon

Going solo with a Jamaican accent, with subtle reference to your sexual intentions (see banging), like King Solomon of the Old Testament. Solomon was recorded to have 600 wives and 400 concubines from all over the world. Goddamn..

Liam: "You coming to Brasil with me, bro?"
Andy: "Naw I can't sorry"
Liam: "Damn..then I'll go solo mon" *wink*

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mon dieu

French for "My God". A really annoying way to express disgust or exhaustion.

"Mon dieu, I had the worst day today. My English teacher assigned like 3 essays to do over the window" said Lisa.

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Lony mon

Describes a person who is unsocial and unapproachable

Male 1: Yo you see dat lony mon over there?
Male 2: Aye bro i ran a trail on him yesterday
Male 1: nigga what...??