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A Youtuber/Actress/Singer/Dancer/Former Ballet Girl in Billy Elliot on Broadway. She's amazing. Her fandom is fun to be a part of, considering she actually COMMUNICATES with her fans and she is a fangirl herself.
Me- Have you heard of Tessa Netting?
Person- No.
Me- YOU HAVEN'T LIVED!
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The side of the internet used by normies. Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, basically anywhere you don't see anime, porn, and/or drug marketplaces.
Me, an internet aficionado: Do people use "xpost r/whatever on the Normie Net?"
Normie: what? I don't know what that means
Me: I'll take that as a no
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New York's newest basketball team, originally from New Jersey, moved to New York, then back to New Jersey, and then back to New York!
The Brooklyn Nets are Brooklyn's first team since the Dodgers letft in 1957. Watch out New York Knicks, you've now got competition!
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A feeling like jetlag that happens after you use your computer after sunset and the bright backlight tricks your body into thinking it's still daytime.
(For details, google "photoentrainment".)
I was online until midnight last night, and now I feel like I'm still on Tokyo time. Net lag sucks.
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Commendation or flattery aimed at an individual who is accomplished, keen, and resourceful with regard to internet related tasks...
"I'm just Joe Schmo, but her constant net compliments make me feel perpetual."
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When you stretch your scrotum into a bowl and catch all of the shower water into it, then fling your genitalia outward to launch the water.
Tim: Dude I just made the biggest flesh net the other day, I totally drenched my hot cousin.
Andy: Fuck yeah! How much would you say it was?
Tim: A good five fluid ounces
Andy:Oh shit dude, that's sick!
A verb which connotes the action of becoming self aware. IE When a trend is accepted into popular culture, a person, or group of people suddenly realize that they are what everyone else says they are, or a television show begins making Meta jokes about themselves. Also refers to when a giant computer mind becomes operational and begins to turn on humanity.
The entire hipster community is on the verge of sky-netting... I guess that means I can finally wear my thick rimmed glasses again.
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Do you remember right before emo's sky-netted? I was beginning to worry that every band was going to be called emo.
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Oh s**t! My Mac just sky-netted! Run!