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Bleach and a priest

Things that people with a dirty mind need. Bleach to clean and a priest to take away the sins

Ew that’s gross! You need some bleach and a priest

by Ebbsbebs November 26, 2018


danish priest

A man who is unable to get a girlfriend

Pippen is a danish priest

by HuaghHuaghHuagh August 22, 2015


priest rub

Common male pattern baldness of the circular type, frequently located on the crown of a males head.

"Dude, that guy is going bald quick!"
"Yeah, he's definitely got the priest rub going"

by Horse head March 14, 2019


priest hole

A place for a priest to hide their penis. The anus.

in the pet shop No Mr Gere I don't believe it's for your nephew. I think we both know it will only end up in your priest hole.

by mcgruffallo April 16, 2019


a rape of priests

collective noun (eg. a murder of crows) to describe a group of priests.

be careful timmy, i hear there is a rape of priests lurking around camp.

by Anony666mous December 15, 2019


Jamaican priest

Are typically blonde fuckboys with the name Dale. They believe in Jesus and the clean beaches. They are really nice to children and sometimes give them BIG surprises. They assume rainbows are gay because of the many colors and, therefore despise them. If you ever meet a Jamaican priest he will more then likely have a very deep, yet smooth, accent.

Stranger: Hello Male Dossman, how are you today?
In thicc accent: Ay maan I'm great how you be today?
Stranger: Wow, you must be a Jamaican priest with an accent like that.

by Oi cuntty November 21, 2019


priest dualscar

A pedophile fish man that rapes small algedis in clown church.

"priest dualscar, why'd you keep me behind?"

by CapriciousMoron November 16, 2016