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When you shove a credit or Id card up someone's ass
Person#1-Give me a chip reader
Person#2-YES PLEASE!
An OCD-impaired bookworm who stubbornly keeps his gaze straight ahead when turning a page, and so he reads the right-hand side of the open book first, before reluctantly redirecting his gaze to the left-hand page.
Being a right-hand reader maybe be okay for a tome that has a separate item or article on each page (like a "Jim and Tim Talk Duct Tape" book or a "Choose Your Own Adventure" missive) and therefore may not have to be read in "progressive" order (i.e., from one page to the next) to make sense, but it can be exceedingly problematic for a "standard" essay that "flows forwards" through the entire book; attempting to be informed or entertained by reading this type of work's pages "out of order" can be very confusing.
Leon Reader (born birthdate) is an adolescent renowned for his notable contributions to contemporary literature and artistic expression. His works, including "Skibidi Toilet" and "A Punishment from Daddy," have garnered widespread acclaim for their unique narratives and thought-provoking themes.
"Skibidi Toilet" captivates audiences with its whimsical yet introspective exploration of the mundane aspects of daily life, infused with subtle humor and profound observations. Meanwhile, "A Punishment from Daddy" delves into the complexities of familial relationships, tackling issues of authority, rebellion, and forgiveness with sensitivity and depth.
Despite his young age, Reader has earned admiration and respect within literary circles for his exceptional talent and maturity in storytelling. His works have been praised for their ability to resonate with audiences of all ages, sparking conversations and eliciting emotions that transcend generational boundaries.
Reader's literary prowess, coupled with his keen insight into the human experience, positions him as a rising star in the world of literature. As he continues to hone his craft and explore new artistic endeavors, Leon Reader remains a figure of inspiration and admiration for aspiring writers and enthusiasts alike.
Chris: "Look! It's Leon Reader!"
Jack: "Skibidi toilet!"
An extensions for pussies who cannot even glance at a light surface.
"Ayo you should get dark reader man."
"Nah I'm not fucking light sensitive like yo stupid dog ass."
A Mind Reader is a person or machine that can tell what other people are thinking. Three things a mind reader should never do is, reveal their secrets, disrespect privacy, and gossip.
Josh: “Hey mind reader! How do u read minds? Tell me your ways!!”
Mind reader: “I shall not it is wrong for me to reveal my secrets.”
Josh: “I understand and respect that.”
nickname for Obama director of speechwriting Jon Favreau
The Mind Reader was engaged to Quincy Jones’ daughter Rashida Jones and began his career working for John Kerry in 2004.
When you read each others mind. You feel like it's magic, but sometimes a curse.
Person one: LOL, I THOUGHT ABOUT THE QUEEN CRACKER!
Person two: BRUUUHHHHH, YOU MIND READER!
Person one and two: NO, YOU!