Random
Source Code
Random
A chick who wears Vans in a small size. So they are "Mini Vans"
Person 1: Damn yo I like her Vans. They are small though like size 5.
Person 2: Yeah bruh the Mini Vans. She's a Soccer Mom.
9👍 2👎
These women love their children and like to be "cool" with the kids. Usually they try and protect their kids from anything that may be evil.
Soccer moms wear khaki pants from the Gap.
50👍 24👎
A 47 year old mom from texas who pulls up in her black SUV, soccer moms usually push their kids to be the best little soccer star you could ever be they usually have a terrible looking pixie cut and her little girl/boy knows but they cannot tell mom cause she is gonna pull out the belt so be cautious her name is probably along the lines of Susan Barbra or Carol her loving husband is probably named David or Mitch and only wants her for her money her oldest 19 yo daughter Sarah is making on the ‘‘world cup’’ when it’s really the finals of the game cause you know he secretly is on a high dose of weed and beer from all those pubs but she loves her husband and when little Jimmy gets fruit snacks at the end of the game
wow that soccer mom loves her kids
Annoying middle-upper class lady. Picks up here kids at school every day with an SUV or minivan to lug them off to some kind of sports practice. Commonly uses any combination of the v-chip,ESRB, and movie ratings to make sure her kids don't hear any "language" or see any violence. Internet is a "no-no" other than going on kid learning games websites for 45 minutes every day. If someone says "a bad word" near her kids while she is with them, she will quickly cover their ears. Her vehicle usually has a a football sticker or bumper sticker like "My Child is an Honor Student at ________ Elementary School", but no one cares if your little retard of a child is an honor student. She only let's her kids listen to kid's music, old music or Christian music. She makes sure to drive real slow as she wants to protect her "angels" who still sit in a carseat at age 10. Her husband is her source of income.
Was in the grocery, picking up a copy of CS:GO and a dumb soccer mom comes by and yells at me for buying violent games, and proceeds to the topic of terrorism. I say "fuck off" and she then shouts "DON'T USE THAT LANGUAGE NEAR MY SON!" and proceeds to cover his ears. I check out and go home.
Drives a van, wears sandals, blonde hair and has a kid that wears neon clothing. His name’s Brody. Only talks about Brody’s successes. Brody probably fucking sucks at soccer.
“I just realized I’m a soccer mom” , “you look like a soccer mom”
A milf that has no job but to take her kids to soccer practice in a Chrysler Pacifica
Dude I’d so stick it in that soccer mom
A middle-class woman who lives in the suburbs of the U.S. She spends an average of 30 hours a week just driving her kids, who are always still in middle/elementary school, to their little league soccer games.
Usually married. Always too busy to put up with you. Can be seen transporting themselves and their family in either a minivan or a large S.U.V. Her children's needs are far ahead of yours, your children, or hers. But she decides what they need. ALWAYS. They can often be found starting fundraisers to help their kids soccer teams. They often times try to steal money designated for other causes to donate to their childrens' soccer teams. Oftentimes want everyone else to be just like them. Refer to everyone as "neighbor". Will ALWAYS choose Clinton, no matter what they're voting for. May also be seen driving a Volvo, station wagon, etc. Nearly always white, but not always. Have memorized the macarena.
Their children are always overburdened with after-school activities. They also overparent their children to the point that once adulthood sets in, the children will likely not come into contact with the mother for a very long period of time. Although usually, one child becomes another soccer mom, and the cycle repeats.
Are always in constant threat of Iraq, terrorism, and,of course, their children being threatened in any way.
One last note - THEY ARE ALWAYS RADICAL CHRISTIANS. ALWAYS.
Hey, see that soccer mom over there?
Yeah, the one with the car stickers on her minivan?
Is she the one in sweatpants and a t-shirt representing her kids' school?
Yeah, that one.
Okay, yeah. Let's kill it before it lays eggs.
Dude, too late!
6👍 1👎