Dry Stroking

1.) The act of masturbation without lubrication.
2.) The act of shorting someone i.e. Sand bagging.

1.)ex. Oh I totally dry stroked it last night.

2.)ex. Nerdahl you have got to be dry stroking me!

Salami Stroking

The act of giving pleasure to ones self by yanking on the penis :)

Salami Stroking is Steffen Timmer's favorite hobby.

Straight For The Stroke

A woman who isn't the best looking, but good enough to engage in intercourse with.

Lisa ain't a bad bitch but she's straight for the stroke!

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Zombie Stroking

-When a person has been up for at least three days masturbating while using Crystal Meth.

Yea last night was fun but I went home and been Zombie Stroking all night.

stroke

An old person.

Look at that old stroke driving that golf cart.

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stroking the puppy

A euphemism for female masturbation, often accompanied with the words "squatting down" in front of it.

Dylan: She was squatting down, stroking the puppy!
Grace: Holy shit, right in the park in front of everyone?

auto stroke

The act of chronic, mindless masturbation.

After watching Wendy do yoga in the yard, I decided to go to my room and put it on auto stroke.