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assassin's creed

a) a multi-part computer game

b) a family business, passed down from generation to generation, in which all male family are murder-for-hire hitmen

as per definition b), I don't come come from an assassin's creed

by Sexydimma September 25, 2014

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Penis Assassin

1. A Penis Assassin is someone who loves penis and loves to take down a good cock.

2. A female who is labeled as a Penis Assassin is usually also referred to as a whore.

A male who is labeled as a Penis Assassin is usually homo-sexual, or just enjoys the feeling of a penis (other than his own) in his mouth.

Yo man did you see how hung that guy was??

Yah dude, he was sporting a huge rock solid boner.

Dude, if Peags the Penis Assassin were here, he would take down that hammer in seconds.

Word.

by Prop_Giver November 2, 2010

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Speedball Assassin

1.) A person who acomplishes tasks with amazing speed and proficiency.

2.) Someone who uses drugs or stimulants(such as caffine) to decrease reaction times, or enhance their speed related abilities, such as typing.

3.) Somone who is constantly wired on stimulants.

4.) An elite coder, highly skilled in coding from scratch. Can often code thousands of error free lines in only a few hours.

1.) Todd knocked out all the jobs I had given him in an hour. Did a good job too, must be a speedball assassin.

2.) On my own I can't type for shit, but wire me up on caffine and I'm a straight up speedball assassin.

3.) Poor guy, he has to work three days straight sometimes, so he's a speedball assassin out of neccessity.

4.) If we're going to get this program to beta before the deadline, we'll need a speedball assassin.

by Wolf89 February 1, 2006

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cuban assassin

A wet fart

I just let a cuban assassin, now I have to clean up.

by jag001 March 18, 2013

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Assassin's Syndrome

When you watch an assassin movie and you think everybody from greg down the street till Brad Pitt is trying to kill you because there an assassin

Guy 1: "Woah are you trying to kill me"
Guy 2: "Chill bro you just got Assassin's Syndrome from watching Bangkok Dangerous

by Tyedyeskyes July 14, 2011

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Blind Assassin

When someone has been blinded by an admin in counter strike and gets a kill.

Bob Blind Assassin'd The admin after he was blinded.

by Criag June 30, 2005

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ass assassin

A ninja or martial arts trained citizen who usually preforms assasinations on the anus of other men or women for money.

he hired him for an ass assasination
his ass was cut by an ass assasin
jason wheeler is a fagtoast

by Richard October 4, 2003

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