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atheist

A person intelligent enough to know that not one being created all that surrounds us. A person who doesn't pray to some unfathomable creature, in hopes that everything will be made better. Atheists do not have religion because it seems that it is only a CRUTCH for those who are weak minded.

Religion is a crutch for those who are weak minded, an ATHEIST relies on their own mind alone.

Atheist do not need religion to feel good about themselves

by AJP22 September 20, 2006

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Atheist

An atheist is simply anyone who rejects the theist claim.

No belief or disbelief is required. Atheist is certainly not a belief system. There are many valid reasons for rejecting the theist claim. The lack of evidence to support their claim is only one of them.

by ResidentAtheist May 2, 2011

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Atheist

A person who tries to prove the non-existence of an entity that resides outside of the universe using the laws of the universe

There is nothing wrong with being Atheist. This is just my opinion.

by Name removed by the NSA November 16, 2013

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atheist

A person who, unlike religious people, don't have imaginary friends (like Jesus).

A: Hey, look at that religious person, he makes-believe every day!
B: I know, that's kinda weird
A: Obviously the world wasn't created in 7 days. And if there was a God why are so many African children dying?
B: Yeah, atheists are so smart.

by xyzbegreen123 December 16, 2010

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Atheist

A Progressive form of the collective understanding and acceptance of scientific milestones over blind faith and willful ignorance.

Atheist: Why do you pray? Hasn't God put his divine plan into practice already?

Tool: But, but, uh-

Atheist: UH!

by Pro Janitor October 17, 2006

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Atheist

Someone who isn't stupid enough, or gullible enough, to believe in magic, or silly creation myths, especially those of certain ancient, backwater desert tribes.

"At my bible study we were studying Genesis and how God created the Earth and the heavens in 7 days."

"Thats just fucking stupid, i'm an atheist, now get the fuck of my porch."

by shitty von shittenheimer August 18, 2011

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atheist

A person who does not believe that a "god" or supreme being exists. And, although often forgotten, this does include not beliving Satan, also. So, no, we're not Gothic; we just don't have a preference. Some Atheist people may sound arrogant to you, but it is just that they are having trouble understanding why you belive in god, and you are having trouble understanding they don't. They usually don't make a big deal of it, unless you offend them just because you belive otherwise. This is not to be confused with being agnostic, which is a person who is not sure whether a supreme being exists or not.
---anonymous(coming from someone who is Atheist--not some person who is offended by them w/ their dumb definition...)

1=Atheist
2=person w/ religion

1: hey, what's up?

2: nothing, hey, want to start coming to church with me

1:nah, i'm not one of the church type...

2: why not??

1: b/c i'm atheist

2:omg, ur atheist?? i have to take you to church and have you saved and sprinkle holy water all over you!!

1: ouch!! let go of me!

by anonymous411 April 1, 2006

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