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basement guy

A basement guy/man is an employee of a company who often work in customer service or run the social media page. They work with a metaphorical gun to their head.

The basement guy is taking a lot of heat in the comments, but it’s not their fault. They had to submit that post because it’s their job.

by TheGaryTard May 22, 2023


Basement Duo

Basement Duo is the duo name of two people, Coal and Dragon.

Basement Duo Group Crying starts in 10 minutes! Don't be late!

by Basement Duo September 18, 2022


Basement Intellectual

Philosophical and insightful people who do not capitalise on their intellectual potential. Characterised by the following behaviours:

- Elitism, and intellectually snobbish behaviour
- Always working on a 'passion project'
- Frequent irritation towards people who are misinformed/illogical
- Extreme laziness
- Poor hygiene
- Poor financial stability

Alexa: I was just talking about toothbrushes, when Steve started ranting about how they're a product of 'shoddy capitalism' or whatever. Can't he have a normal conversation?

John: Oh Steve! What a Basement Intellectual!

by Anjelloe May 12, 2017


basement wifi

somebody's wifi who is so shit that it feels like they're connected to McDonald's wifi from 6 feet underground.

Person 1: "Bro, you are so laggy I'm literally getting free kills"
Person 2: "idk man don't blame me"
Person 1: "stfu bum ass nigga you got basement wifi"

by arcticroy July 9, 2021


cat in the basement

A simple oxymoronic paradox

If youre irish, but dont drink on St Patrick's day, youre probably probably the biggest cat in the basement ive seen

by Sexydimma August 13, 2016

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cleaning the basement

something that never gets done

Haha i'll go out with you when im cleaning the basement

by Breckenridge July 3, 2008

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basement king

Someone who is successful at a video game (or similar activity) in local play or within their circle of friends, but is easily defeated by actual good players. The term is most likely based on the typical horizontally-arranged tier system, in which the lowest tier is the " basement ", and the best player of that tier is it's " king ".

" I dominated Dale at Street Fighter last night, his basement king status has been revealed. "

by Kripto November 8, 2015

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