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Any annoying post-menopausal woman, but especially one who applies a considerable amount of make-up and scares small children with her appearance.
I try to be nice to the old bat.
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When a guy beats off hanging upside down like a bat.
I can't believe you walked in on tony bat whacking
A mental state entered under the influence of hallucinogenics.
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."
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The scientific name for COVID-19, AKA Coronavirus.
Origin: first human to contract this virus obtained it by eating a bat(a la Ozzy Osborne)
Damn bro, he got that beer virus! What's it called again? Bat AIDS!
A towel, rag or other absorbent fabric used to clean up ones load after completion of the task in assisting the one eyed trouser snake to increase its surface temperature via relative tangential motion.
Hey dude I bashed one out watching a documentary on the Discovery Channel, I used my bat rag to clean up my massive load. Best pull I've had all day.
When a guy is whackin' it and he gets really angry right before he comes, a semen bat is born.
Semen bats take to the skies at night and fly along empty roads. Their numbers can grow so great that semen can be smelled in the air.
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An upside-down, dizzy goofball.
"That dude just tried to walk up the down escalator while singing "Surfin' Bird!" He's a real funky bat!"