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ouija board

A game my sister used to play with me when I was little to scare me.

Me: Will I get a N64 for my birthday?
Ouija board: You will die.

by MHC17 April 17, 2007

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ass board

the device that allows a wheel chair person to move
to another seat usually made of wood or plastic....
can also be used as a cutting board for fish frys
and cook outs.

you know, i don t think i want any fish that was
fileted on the ass board

by GATORBOY9A April 4, 2009

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Luigi Board

Yahoo persons with less than 5 IQ can't spell ouija use Luigi board instead. The Luigi board is a sacred board that has nothing to do with ouija, it's used to Contact Marios trapped in paintings

Yahoo person: Is it spelled Luigi Board?

by No funny, didn't laugh December 13, 2019

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nova boards

a hell hole run by hitler himself, Jacko the wacko.

Jack bought nova boards for $25 000 to fuck it all up

by jazzberri January 21, 2004

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Semen-Boarding

When A LOT of semen is poured over the face of an immobilized captive, causing the individual to experience the sensation of drowning in semen.

-"Hey masturbate into this cup for me"

--"WTF? Why?"

-"For America."

--"What?"

-"I'm in the middle of semen-boarding this terrorist, and I ran out of semen"

by Honestly, I'm batman. August 7, 2011

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finger board

a 96mm skateboard controlled with your fingers, very fun if you cant afford a real board.

I can ollie 9cm with my finger board.

by Martin October 20, 2003

62๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


boarding school

A frequently-stereotyped educational institution that often features a more diverse population than most people believe. Contrary to popular belief, not all boarding school students are snotty, preppy airheads and jocks. Not all are sent there as preparation for becoming trophy wives or CEOs. Boarding schools are not as weird and sheltered as they are portrayed to be (especially not for day students) and they do have significant value other than "getting the kids out of the way".

Many parents send children to boarding schools for high school because they feel this will better prepare them for college life. Others live in areas with poor public schooling systems and elect to send their children elsewhere, so they can have a better education. It may come as a shock to some that many boarding school students come from extremely rural areas or from so-called "bad neighborhoods" and are there on scholarship.

Living at a boarding school often puts kids in contact with people they would never meet otherwise, as students often come from all over the world. Interacting with people from different places and backgrounds generally broadens the students' minds and horizons. Dorm life requires that they learn to live with other people and to effectively resolve problems with roommates and neighbors.

It is recommended that one actually visit or attend a boarding school (as with a public or other private school) before passing judgement.

Boarding schools in general are not the elitist "rich kids' schools" they are made out to be.

by Feh July 29, 2005

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