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Brains

A hefty chunk of muscle & tissue that, over time, accumulation in your cranium. A large percentage of a certain anonymous school lacks this potentially deadly weapon called a brain. Brains come in many different shapes and colours but below is a short factual story about a boy, with a brain too big for his own good.

The master of all that is brain and over lord of his palace of coolitude is a extravagant individual of pure intelligence. His servants, Adam, Ben & Adrian residing forever by his side kept well under cover the true capability of his brain. His rough, pale skin and constant hyperventilation does not reflect the many ways in which this personality can be described in a word… cool. In the year 1990 a red headed woman, her energetic daughter and her specialized hairdressing other half, entered a substantially well built hospital in southern Mansfield just past the border to Sutton-in-Ashfield. As the family entered the ward a tense atmosphere rose as an abundance of collected ward nurses dropped their clipboards and dashed towards the struggling woman. They entered the theatre. A few hours after, exiting through two large main doors of the childbirth wing, immerged a family of 4. Thus a new era of righteousness was upon us. A new way of life was about to become reality. A path in which we could all follow was clearing. It was the birth of Shane.

XXX- Look its Shane.
YYY- Goddamn hes so... intelectual. I can almost feel his brains working from here.
XXX- Should we ask home about homework?
YYY- YOU CANT JUST WALK UP TO SHANE AND TALK TO HIM! Look theres Adam. We'll ask him to talk to shane for us.

by TOMMEE June 2, 2006

14πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Brain

Brain is the ultimate blowj*b, the type that gives one a brain freeze and make your toes curl. mostly performed by females that are very experience in oral sex.

dang! that girl gave me brain, u can tell she went to a good school.

by Dr. High December 24, 2007

5πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


no-brain

1. obviously correct so much so that no further consideration is required to find out whether it is correct.
2. (of a girl) not allowing oral sex.

1. The student gave a no-brain answer.
2. Do you like no-brain girls?

by uttam maharjan November 13, 2010

7πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


brain is brain

No matter who it is from A blow job is a blow job

Mike " I don't know whether to go out with her"
joe "Brain is Brain"

by Sugar Dad January 17, 2017

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


brain

Brain is NOT another word for head like many people seem to think, but rather the art of a girl sucking and massaging the male testes with her mouth and tongue.

i have never had the fortune of recieving brain, but i hear it is quite the superb experience.

by Phenom Jackson October 28, 2007

8πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


brains

when you moon someone, its the part of the sac you can see from the back.

Shit, Dave just mooned us and showed some brains.

by D day November 9, 2003

10πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


brain

In Britain to brain someone is to beat them up; to smash out their brains!

Just let me know before I go and brain Louise with a baseball bat.

by sweeeeeeeeeet June 22, 2010

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž