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The time spent getting snacks, going to the washroom, or other such activities while waiting for a video to buffer.
"I need to let this episode of The Simpsons buffer so I can watch it. I'm going to take a buffer break."
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When loading a video on the Internet, this is the figurative monster that prevents you from seeing the entire video as one smooth video. This occurs when your progress in a video "catches up" with the part not yet loaded/buffered and the video is prevented from progressing until the next part loads/buffers.
Usually, the buffer monster gets you when you least expect it to or at the most inconvenient time of the video. Most common forms include the spinning circles, the "dot-dot-dot," and the growing and/or glowing bars. (Note: the buffer monster can also sometimes be invisible.)
To avoid the buffer monster:
1. Let the entire video load before pushing play.
2. Get a faster computer and/or internet connection.
"This next part of the video is amaz--dammit! It's still loading."
"Haha, yeah...the buffer monster got you!"
"Shut up, Todd."
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an aggressive blow job with lots of spit and wax on wax off circular motions on the balls
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Someone who buffs cock, cleaning every inch of it with their mouth. Not unlike buffing a dirty car.
"I hate that son of a bitch Mike, he is such a cock buffer"
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Buffer Face is the funny awkward facial shot of a person you see when a online video loads, then stops to buffer.
Oh jeez, this chick looked really hot at the start of the video, but look at her Buffer Face man, it's all botox
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When you arrive too late, but it doesn't phase you.
Did you see Kyle this morning? He arrived 15 minutes too late. That's a Gerard Buffer if i've ever seen one :o
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The first person you have sex with after a long term relationship in preparation for the person you really want to have sex with.
I wanted to have sex with Jimmy after I broke up with Tom, so I had buffer sex with Matt.
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