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When a Caucasian woman is married to a Caucasian partner, and conceives a baby, but when she goes into labor and gives birth to said child, the baby is of darker skinned ethnic origins, thus revealing that the woman has cheated on her husband, and has given birth to another man’s child.
Sally just had a baby, but she burnt the roast, as clearly it did not belong to Dave.
Human A "You are fucking stupid that steak was supposed to be medium rare, now it's a burnt steak!!!"
Human B "It is medium rare
When one expects to be porked (have sex), but no pork actually occurs, only humiliation.
Chris: Dude, I was about to pork Jen, but her mom came in while I was taking off my pants!
Brad and Bobby: Ohhhhhhh burnt pork!!
When the struggle bus is so real its like you burnt the bacon
When your day is just some burnt bacon
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A word used to describe a person(s) or their actions, that most people can agree are obsolete with style and character. Nonetheless, someone who is tasteless and has the ability to make a crowd irritable with their presence.
Mila: " Smh, look at her over there looking a hot ass mess. "
Rae: " Wooow, does she have pink and green individuals?! I can't even deal. "
Mila: " Gurl yes!! She's burnt out, and im about to post her on snapchat. Its 2015 hunny, she should've left that crap in 05'. "
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to describe sumthin thats burnt
"FUCK!, i nigger burnt my toast"
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When a male with a big sack pulls it up over his penis and it looks like a burnt pancake.
Shit man, have you seen Gary's burnt pancake lately, it looks delicious.
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