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A great, dope-ass teacher. He is the best 7th grade teacher you could ever ask for. He says mild cusses, like "Hell" or"Damn". He gets annoyed with people that frequently or constantly go to the bathroom, but other than that he loves everybody and he will throw whoever bullies his son out the window.
Friend 1: "Today is day 3, I have Mr. Campbell first period!"
Friend 2: "Awhh, you're so lucky, I have math first period. Mr. Campbell is such a great guy."
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a.k.a "lil kurby". fucking sick cunt. 69/10 would bang
drob a new track once a week like a fucking legend.
here his Soundcloud (generic shit below) follow him you cunts
brady: here's the fucking legend orlando campbell
orlando: sup fuckers
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Co-op on Alder Street in Eugene, OR. Directly across the street from the University of Oregon. Some of the most raging parties in the city have gone down here. When analyzed objectively, one can only conclude that this co-op is a "hipster frat." People who live at this co-op tend to not like the Eugene Police Department because a lot of weed goes in and out of the building, which means that disputes are settled by any means possible that don't involve calling the police. Chores are assigned to residents, but nobody does their chores, which means a select few people end up doing all the work. The sink is always full of messy dishes. The Campbell Club is a crazy, adventurous place.
-Dude 1: "Yo bro, theres this hot chick with dreads who lives at the Campbell Club. I totally want to get with this chick."
-Dude 2: "Just say you believe in some liberal cause."
-Dude 1: "Word."
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Camp-bells (kam-buhls, kam-uhl) Girl (Gurh-elle)
-Noun
-A female, who meets all qualifications for attractiveness, body type, height, and overall package. Often, these women are out of the 'average' mans league and are sought after by many or all. Women frequently are jealous of the "Campbells Girl", as she is always more attractive than the average girl.
-Campbells Girl(s) can be found at at most brand-popular retail clothing stores such as (Abercrombie, Hollister, Guess... Etc). There is also a high probablity that they will sport this clothing, and try to replicate the models/look of these retailers (if they are not already a store model).
-They are an average height of 5' to 5-4", and an average weight of 95lbs to 115lbs (max). Breast size varies.
-A Campbells Girl would prefer a "Mocha Chai Latte" from Starbucks over the standard Tea or Coffee from Tim Hortons(CDN) or Dunkin Donuts(USA).
-They typically do not have to pay for anything, such as cell phone bills, rent, clothing, food, credit car, as this is covered by the Bank of Dad.
-A Campbells Girl (on the road) can be spotted in a newer Civic, Tiburon, Sunfire or Cobalt (Automatic Transmissions). Typically, it can be noted that her car is "a piece of shit, I wish my parents would get me something else".
-A Campbells Girl can be a one-night stand, or a 6-12 month girlfriend(max).
-A Campbells girl can often be mistaken for Wife Material, however, this confusion should never occur.
-A Campbells Girl often already knows the league of man she can aquire.
-A Campbells Girl usually claims to be a model, or aspiring model/actress.
-Sexual Capabilities: Often, this is left up to the man who courts her into bed. This is a grey area and varies from hood rat to chicken head.
-Generally she will be the type to take photos of herself (many), and have them posted on popular websites such as facebook. She will most often NOT have to show off her incredible physical features such as cleavage, legs, ass, as it is/should be already obvious that she is extremely hot.
-Campbells Girls, on the international rating scale of 1-10, fall between low 8.0 to 10.0 +
Shayne:
"Oh wow, look at that girl across the cafeteria with the killer ass, she's definetely a Campbells Girl"
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I was enjoying some 'me time' the other night and I did an Angry Campbell :(
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Someone with enough time and money on their hands to sit at a school in the middle of nowhere, and do absolutely nothing, and go absolutely nowhere, and eat absolute crap for up to 8 years of their meaningless life
Hey, why does that guy have absolutely no personality at all? Oh, thats Matthew, he went to Campbell University.
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