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1 : somebody who is too shy to dance in public areas, yet has no problem breaking out the moves in his/her bedroom
2 : somebody that learned how to dance by dancing and looking at themselves in the mirror
3 : somebody that surprised their friends with his/her dance moves at the club, because nobody had ever seen them dance before
"damn, where did he learn how to dance like that?"
- ah, he's a closet dancer.
"how did she get so good? where are her moves from?"
- she's been practicing in her room. she's a closet dancer.
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When a girl acts innocent infront of others, but when she is alone with a boy, or her significant other she acts slutty.
That girl pretends that shes never done anything, but everyone knows shes a closet slut.
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When somebody is quite obviously gay, but won't admit it.
Person A: I'm not gay, i just love wearing dresses and listening to Justin Bieber!
Person B: Stop living a lie, you're in a transparent closet!
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Someone who likes Anime or Manga but doesn't want anyone else to know they do.
Ryan won't shut up about rasslin' or hair metal but he eats pocky and plays animu visual novels when no one's around. What a closet weeaboo.
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A fur closet is a particularly hairy vagina.
Adam was unable to seal the deal with Lisa, because he couldn't force his Wang through the thick underbrush of her fur closet.
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When a man fucks a woman in front of a window and pulls out more than once. On the final time you have a friend which comes out of the closet and switches with you. Then you run outside and tap on the window and say Tada.
I was fucking Tiffany and Myself and Blake Pulled a Closet Houdini.
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A girl that you are fucking that is so fat or ugly she should not be seen in public with you, but instead kept in a closet for only you to see.
Chris said he's gonna stay at home tonight. Probably with his closet chick, so nobody makes fun of him.
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