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1. A person who is all around DUMB. Everything he/she says or does just doesn't make sense or isn't funny EVER, you can call them a poop cruiser. The ONE person in your crew who EVERYONE picks on is ALSO known as a "poop cruiser".
2. Can also be used to describe a gay guy. (Hence) "Poop" - as in anal penetration. "Cruiser" - As in enjoys the ride of whatever they are 'cruising'.
EX1. Trent said something real retarded at a party and no one thought it was funny. It has been like this for a while, and he is now considered a "Poop Cruiser".
EX2. Cody is a gay kid at school. Everyone knew he was gay and his nickname in school was "Poop Cruiser".
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The act of giving/receiving a foot job in an automobile. much like "road-head"
The Toyota FJ cruiser. a concept SUV of 2007.
kyle: hey man, sage gave me an FJ cruiser last night in my camarro.
g-nof: sweet bro.
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A pretentious vehicle that gives drivers a false sense of security about its limited capabilities, but is mostly used to do the school run or purchase groceries.
I had to tow a Land Cruiser out of a small puddle in front of the school crossing.
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A really shitty car such as the ELEMENT or a school bus.
Haha look at the losers in the loser cruiser!!!
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An abominably fugly car built on the exact same chassis as a neon, dreamt up by Chrysler officials who decided the company didn't suck enough. Slow, hideous, and ridiculous. I refer to them as "PR Losers."
My drivers ed teacher drives a PT Cruiser because he knows it's so ugly nobody would fail to see it on a street.
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A retro styled car that appeals mainly to older people and tends to be covered in AARP membership stickers and is usually filled with the owner's bottles of Metamucil and Geritol as well as huge packages of Depends adult diapers.
The Cruiser also has an underground following among men who use it to attract other men and it is known as a Chuck Magnet.
Bruce stands next to his PT Cruiser lovingly wiping its chrome rims when Robert walks over and starts admiring it. Soon after they are living together and devoted life mates.
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when a young woman goes on a cruise on which she plans to swim, and unfortunately gets her period, forcing her to wear tampons during her whole vacation.
Poor Desiree got her period on the day their ship left and her friends called her a pencil cruiser.
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