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Brand New's newest and worst album. Don't buy that shit. Might as well record the sound of nails scratching against a chalkboard and burn it to a cd, it's the same thing.
Me: I would have watched 'Gone with the Wind' if I wanted to hear an old bitch sing.
John: Brand New has had some of the best lyrics I've ever heard, but I regrettably cannot bring myself to listen to Daisy. It's crap.
Me: I guess this is their way of saying "peace out bitches"...
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When a girl is dressed only in a shirt and high heels.
I did the daisy when I got home from work last night and my boyfriend was all over me.
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1. A type of flower. See also:
daffodil or rose
2. A euphemism for an attractive vagina (usually shaven haven). Usually used by women as an alternative to:
cunt, twat, pussy, bearded axe wound, bearded clam,
flange, fadge, badgers cave, qwim, clunge, minge and Aladdin's cave.
3. An unusually pathetically camp man. See also:
Pansy.
1."oocckk ay! what a lovely daisy growing in that fucking field.
2.(women speaking) Would you like to fuck my daisy?
(man speaking) Ruddy hell, your daisy is as bald as a badger. Man id love to stick my tongue up in your daisy.
3. Oi Barry, you're a bit of a daisy mate.
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Daisy is an amazing person, one of the sweetest, most loyal, most gorgeous person you will ever meet, she has the most beautiful eyes, she is insecure but she needs to know that she is an amazing, smart, talented, gorgeous, loyal, and she has the most beautiful soul, she is an angel and deserves the entire universe, she is kind of shy at first but when you meet her she is an amazing, funny, loyal, angel. She is the one person that you NEED as a best friend. <3
Person 1: daisy is so sweet!
Person 2: I know! And her eyes are so pretty!
Person 1: i know right! I would be so happy if I had her eyes!
Daisy is a angel <3
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A girl who thinks she's better then every one. She thinks everyone likes. She thinks she's above everyone else. Likes making fun of people for being themselves. But in reality she's just a sweet girl who changed to fit in with people
Daisy made fun of jonah at recess because he was being himself
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An absolute bitch who thinks she’s better than everyone else but is actually a slag
She tries to get married with your teacher when she’s 9 and thinks she’s really good at dancing and singing. She’s super bad as well
She sucks up to the worst teachers
She emphasises the wrong words in drama and thinks she’s so good
She thinks she’s suuuper pretty
But her face looks like it crawled out of someone’s ass
Person 1: is that daisy?
Person 2: ew she’s so ugly and weird
Person 1: ikr?! she thinks she’s so good at everything
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A slut, who sleeps with all the guys she can get and can't get over her ex even though she has a kid by one dude and knocked by some other guy. Claims she hates abortions but once did her own self abortion when she was 16. Has hideous teeth and a forehead you can land a spaceship on. Also has really huge saggy titties from getting knocked up so damn much when she's not aborting her children. Trashy trailer trash whore.
Person 1: Omg that girl is so ugly and she's pregnant?
Person 2: Oh yeah she has to be pregnant cause she can't do her self abortions anymore.
Person 1: Wow what a Daisy.
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