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A story told in the Australian outback to mislead tourists and gullible fools into believing the desert has atmospheric phenomenon similar to the higher latitude Aurora Borealis and Aurora Australis occurring close to earths magnetic poles. Usually followed by an elaborate story of how they saw them once and if you are lucky and vigilant in observation you may be witness them also.
"Fuck off John, how stupid do you think we are? The desert lights are about as real as your supermodel girlfriend no one has ever met or seen. We don't have time for your bullshit stories today."
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When you nut in a girl's face and then hit her with a handfull of sand.
So the chick got saltly about the nut so I hit her with the Desert Fury and now her eyes are shut.
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An idiom for ' to get whats coming to you ' .
It may appear that they're getting ahead by cheating, but they'll get their just deserts in the end.
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After you have been smoking some weed/draw/chronic you get desert mouth
Also known as dry mouth / cotton mouth
'I have a bad case of desert mouth'
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The term for anal sex that takes place in a rectum without any form of lubrication and little bits of dried feces surround the anal opening. Rarely a pleasurable experience.
Salar gave that nasty girl a desert spike. She couldn't sit for weeks.
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a ship of the desert is other wise known as a camel...the reason being is that they are full of arab seamen {semen}
when i was in desert storm, our pilots were shooting at the ship of the desert with their 2.75" rockets for target practice
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A masturbation technique in which a man rips the wings off of a fly, takes a bath and places the wingless fly on the head of his erect penis. The masturbater allows the fly to walk over the tip of the erect penis (like a castaway on a desert island) until the man ejaculates.
Hey Dennis, can you catch me a fly... I think I want to take a Desert Island after dinner.
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