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After you have sex with someone, pull out a notepad and write their name down and cross it out. Then, look them in the eyes and say its not you.
I was marked safe by the detective.
After he finished in me, I was marked safe by the detective.
girls when they have a crush on a guy
OMG! Hannah found her crush's address! She's a detective when it comes to her crushes.
Responsible but not mentally active.
Person one "Hey, have you seen Coh-hen Lee Asian Detective."
Person two "Yea is he the one that is responsible but not mentally active?"
An investigative probe into the world around you made by aggressively putting the boot to someone or something.
"Is he dead?"
*Detective's Kick*
"Owww!"
"nope"
When a bitch is looking through the period app, calendar app, Snapchat, messages, Instagram, etc. Trying to remember when her period started or ended
She can’t remember if she had just ended her period when we fucked or not. She’s going all red detective!
LAPD Lt. Det. Bigfoot Bjornsen
Look, I’ve been referred to more than one time by the LA times as a Renaissance Detective, okay?
-Bigfoot Bjornsen