Car-Fax-puppet

someone who pops up at the worst possible time and ruins a deal, whether it's buying a crappy car, or attempting to talk a supermodel into banging you.

Everyone thought Erin Andrews was out of my league, but I was two seconds away from bringing her back to my place when some fucking Car-Fax-puppet interrupted and said I have herpes.

All fax no printer

All true, we only use a fax machine here. No printers! Facts only

Brian’s hairline looks so fucked, all fax no printer

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Send a fax to Cleveland

Euphemism for taking a poop.

Sorry I am late to the meeting, I had to send a fax to Cleveland and it was several pages long.

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Just the FAX, Ma'am

What an officer or detective says to a distraught lady who is bringing him piles of assorted documents, when all he'd come for was a single facsimile-printer page that is significant to his investigation.

Retired P.I.: Years ago before the advent of the Internet and junk e-mails, I investigated countless instances of over-zealous companies' sending unrequested ads/newsletters to other businesses' printer/phone-combo machines, and so I was having to frequently say, "Just the FAX, Ma'am" when a distraught secretary would be almost-hysterically showing me all the voluminous sheafs of junk-mail that her office was receiving every day.

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Show me the car fax

It is usually used whenever someone wants proof of something or asks to see something

Guy 1: bro i got nudes from this thick bitch
Guy 2: On Jah? Show me the car fax.
Guy 1: Im just playing cuh im cappin

Fax social justice warrior

A fax social justice warrior or fax sjw for short is some one who hacks into fax machines and intercepts messages being received and then sends sjw comments about the intercepted messages to fax machines. Some fax sjw's sends their messages that they left on the fax machines online. Hospitals and schools are the most effected by fax sjw's. 6 people have died by the confusion caused by these people in hospital but they say it's worth it to tell that one doctor that his last fax was racist. If another fax sjw hacks another sjw it can cause a circle jerk.

Nurse:"I just got a fax that said death to trump."
Doctor:" Oh that's just a Fax social justice warrior."

ti mando un fax

a video of a cat putting a piece of paper into a fax machine

Person A: ''Have you seen ti mando un fax?''
Person B: ''Yeah, Video of the cat putting a piece of paper into a fax machine''
Person A: ''Hillarious don't ya think?''

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