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Verb. Slang - To text someone using a mobile phone.
I was flexing him last nyt.
She flexed me askin to meet up!
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The greatest fucking invention man has ever made or thought of! It is undoubtedly the furthest we, as homosapiens, have come and it is possibly going to revolutionise this world.
It can solve any problem (not including your love life but still shown to have better results than placebo)
It's basically ductape but 10000% more badass and it's black so you know it'll be fun to play with
*Man finds leak in house*: oh, whatever shall I do?
*tv turns on and Phil Swift is shown*: TO SHOW THE ALMIGHTY POWER OF FLEX TAPE I'M GONNA SAW THIS BOAT IN HALF *proceeds to cut the boat into two*
Man: the God's have answered my call
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Basically God, if you haven’t already heard of this stuff, climb out from under that boat that was sawed in half and put back together and go get some!
Flex Tape does basically anything you can think of!
Bee Hive on your gutter? BOOM! Flex Tape!
Want to stop peeing the bed? BOOM! Flex Tape! (Have fun getting that shit off)
Professional Waxing too expensive? BOOM! Flex Tape!
Significant other or other person won’t shut up? BOOM! Flex Tape
“I sawed this boat in half, and repaired it using only Flex Tape!”~ Phil Swift
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The greatest thing in the entire universe. Believed to be a gift from god to the human race after making dabbing illegal in Sealand. Essentially liquid rubber in a can, it also takes the forms of flex tape, flex shot, and flex seal liquid
I sawed this boat in half and repaired it with only flex seal.
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Being overly obnoxious when bragging on your soccer skills.
OMG BOIS 69 GOALS IN THE BAG LES GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY TEAM IS GONNA DESTROY YOUR TEAM BECAUSE IM ON IT
IM GETTING CALLED UP
but....most importantly
IM MAKING THE FUCKING GRADE 11 SOCCER TEAM BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSS
i scored THE ONLY GOAL IN MY SOCCER GAME TODAY, oh shit, I'm HAMDAN FLEXING.
"Flex tape. Okay, have you heard about this stuff? I mean, this is basically- Have you heard of Jesus? Well, even he couldn't do as much as Flex tape apparently."
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A flex offender is someone who has been accused of flexual harassment. They flex so hard that they make others around them feel violated. Registered flex offenders are not permitted within 50 feet of a school zone.
"Wow dude, that guy has light up wheely crocs. He even has a Minecraft t-shirt"
"Yeah, he's a registered flex offender"
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