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formulaism is the act of using a galore of Math formulas but, at the end, you cannot see how to apply those Math concepts in real life.
That teacher is so addicted to Math and Physics but all that he does is to devote himself to this formulaism!
When you take a math test and you KNOW how to do every single one of the problems, but have forgotten the formulas in order to answer any of the questions
Test Question: "Find the distance between the points (1,1) and (7,3)."
You: Fuck, what was the distance formula again?
After the test: Man that test really formula raped me.
Only escape from this cruel world
The reason I am single
(You are verry lucky when you are in a relationship where you both watch formula 1)
“Hi what are you doing today?”
“I’m gonna watch formula 1”
“Let me guess your single?”
One guy wrote a formula for finding the area of a triangle that can be applied if you know the length of the sides, and knowing the semi-perimeter (half the value of the perimeter).
The formula is : √s(s - a)(s - b)(s - c)
guy : help me I don't know the height of the triangle to find the area.
smart guy : use the heron's formula
guy : imma search it up
guy : thx i got answer as 42cm^2
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Adjusting one's bollocks to a more comfortable position from one's pocket. Also known as playing "Pocket billiards."
Give me a sec, I need to rearrange the formula.
When someone posts a formula you do not understand but want to sound smart.
Dude on Twitter: The Pythagorean Theorem states that a^2 + b^2 = c^2, where a is one side of the right triangle, "^" denotes an exponent, equal to two, "+" denotes a sum which happens between two or more terms in an equation, b is the other side of a triangle, which per definition has three sides, "=" denotes equality, and c denotes the hypotenuse, i.e., the side of the triangle whose length is the largest of the three, squared.
Smart guy: So much in that excellent formula
Bully someone for years and then sulk when you are not invited to the parties and events.
Also knows as "being a steinmeir"
"Do not be such a steinmeir!"
"why are you pulling steinmeir? you were a dick for so many years, why sulk now?!"
"Oh, he is sulking again and using Steinmeier formula! What a child"
"Andrew is such a steinmeir, I'm so tired of his bullshit"