like a glove

What you say when something fits, goes together, matches, etc., perfectly. Used this way because the fingers on a glove are individually wrapped, which is why we don't say like a mitten.

These gloves fit like a glove.

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wet glove

A coating of vaginal secretions upon the digits of pleasure.

Digits: Hey man were coated with lady goo.
Vagina: Yeah, cause you gave me repeated beatings and I had to spit all over you.

(This situation created wet glove)

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iron glove

A very rough hand job; one where there is no lubrication, and the up-and-down motion and rubbing causes intense friction. Like the traditional 'indian sunburn' on one's arm, the iron glove provides a similar burning feeling. Can be used as both an adjective and a verb.

1) Dan limped around on Saturday, because he received an iron glove from Sarah the night before.

2) Tim: Hey man, I heard you hooked up with Carmen last night.

Stan: I did dude, but I totally regret it...that bitch was so bad at handling dick- she iron gloved me.

Tim: Oh man...I'm sorry. I'll get you some ice.

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Fingerless Gloves

Gloves without fingers, traditionally worn by those under the influence of a boombox or while in a rainbow coalition of dancing.

It was a rainbow coalition of dancing, waaaaaaaaaoooooooooh! everyone was wearing fingerless gloves

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Thinking gloves

When a thought comes to you during masterbation

Bob: hey joe thats a cool project, how did u think of that?

Joe: oh I just put my thinking gloves on last night:P

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rusty glove

a condom that has been used in the anus

After a session with Ernie, Bert threw away his rusty glove.

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Gold Glove

A awards given to the best defensive baseball players in their respective positions.

Are these stuff made of gold?

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