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A living creature with bad hair (once was bald)that occasionally rains salty dandruff and is famous for being extremely salty and ginger. The creature is also easily roasted due to his lack of brain and hair. He also sounds like an American bee that is extremely annoying and irritating.
A: woah what's that? And why is it snowing salt?
B: that's just a salty hedgehog
A:Why is that hedgehog half bald?
B:It's a salty hedgehog!!!!
A:What is that salty ginger creature?
B:It's a salty hedgehog.
this is commonly known as a prison move. The Ethiopian Hedgehog is a defensive maneuver in the case of anal rape, where the possible target of the attack uses a large amount of pomade to spike up their anus hairs and allows to dry. The attacker would then be surprised when attempting to mount the victim when a a hair-spike either pokes the head of their penis or enters the urethra.
Yeah my big buddy was gonna try and cornhole me but I already had my Ethiopian Hedgehog ready.
a gamer dude who is awesome and does epic art
Yo! Have you heard of lightspeed the hedgehog? He does cool art!
an amino user that got banned for doing dumb shit
did you follow sonickid the hedgehog on amino
Sonickid was an Amino user who got banned from the Sonic the Hedgehog Amino for doing stupid shit. He still uses Amino to this day and that is a good thing. The Sonic Amino leaders could be pieces of shit anyways. We all love Sonickid the Hedgehog!
You better be following Sonickid the Hedgehog on Amino.
When the toilet-brush gets caked in shit after being used to dislodge a particularly troublesome log, becoming a bristled turd-like entity. Looks remarkably like a down on it's luck Hedgehog
Oh dear, someone's had a massive shit. Now there's a Chocolate Hedgehog hiding in the corner. The dirty bastards.
An emo hedgehog that appears in the Sonic games, who's debut was in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. He died, then was brought back to please rabid fangirls by a mysterious plot-hole.
He is now known as a gun wielding emo who doesn't give a rat's ass about life. He curses and stuff, and has daily flashbacks that are stupid and annoying. He is a very cliché character in all.
Shadow the Hedgehog is an emo recolour and should die.
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