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Jail biscuit

likened to a cracker in jail consumed without remorse by inmates of the prison. Hence a jail buscuit is the a person who is consumed by everyone or is everyones bitch, used until there is nothing left

Suacy pow is a jail biscuit

by hytman February 12, 2013

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Horny Jail

The place internet perverts go when the Horny Police catch them being horny. Most people go to jail when they simp for streamers/anime characters. Every one gets a trial at the horny court and a horny lawyer before they go to horny jail. Beware Doge, wielder of baseball bat, bounty hunter who sends people to horny jail with one hit of his bat.

Person 1: SSSniperwolf is sooo hot! Would smash!
Person 2: Yessssssss!
Person 3: GUYS STOP BEFORE THE HORNY POLICE CATCH US!! We'll go to horny jail!!
(THIS IS THE HORNY POLICE! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP)
Person 1, 2, and 3,: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023

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jail bagel

A young boy recently sent to jail

The jail bagel look fresh

by JailBagel69 August 12, 2020


jail bate

a deceivingly hot girl who is underage and not available for sex. if you tried to have sex with her it would send you to jail.

guy 1-"Damn man look at that girl, shes fucking mad hot."
guy 2-"Dude dont think about it, shes jail bate."

by Kev Nice March 10, 2006

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jail fail

Any time you undertake an action where the probable outcome is a quick trip to jail. Jail fails are the second from the bottom in the heirarchy of fails.

See also: Epic fail, death fail

Steve: So I'm pretty sure I saw you pedipass last night.
Austin: Yeah, I hope it doesn't turn into jail fail.

by SargeSmith April 26, 2008

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jail buff

the kind of buff you only get from being in jail for multiple years having nothing to do but work out.

Like Val Kilmer's bod at the end of the movie Felon or Edward Norton at the end of American History X.

For example:

" I met this totally hot guy at the beach the other day, he was fucking jail buff! "

by sweetcheeksO7 August 13, 2008

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Facebook Jail

The state where you're blocked from adding friend because you tried to add the friends THEY RECOMMENDED in the first place.

"I wanted to 'friend you, but I'm in Facebook Jail."

by Bob Left September 26, 2011

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