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A famous book written by Nathaniel Hawthorne that deals with Puritan beliefs. The main character is a woman named Hester who has a baby, is accused of adultry, and is forced to wear a red letter, "A" on her clothes, so everyone in the town knows she's a skank. Highschoolers are forced to read this book. Only God knows why. At first, the book seams alright. The plot seams interesting enough, because it deals with sex and suspence, but when you start reading it you have to keep your eyes open with clothes pins to avoid falling asleep. Also known as, the most overrated and dissapointing book of all time.
I thought that reading The Scarlet Letter would be interesting, but once I actually started reading the book it made me want to gauge my eyes out with a spork and smear my eyeball blood all over Nathaniel Hawthorne. What the hell was my english teacher smoking when he read this book and thought it was a masterpiece?
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Either seen as a death threat, list, or something random to scare or "reward" people, a chain letter is something that many idiots believe in. It is an epidemic on Youtube and Myspace. Usually, middle schoolers and people without friends forward these, but these letters are annoying as hell generally. If it's not a death threat, it says that it will tell you that if you forward it, that you'll have yourself a boyfriend/girlfriend on Friday.
Person 1: Hey! I just reposted this chain letter on Myspace saying that she'll finaly be mine on Friday!
Person 2: Shut up! Myspace isn't going to decide that for you. Grow some balls now.
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The act of capitalizing all of the letters in a sentence.
I LOVE TACOS!
"dude, bre keeps using exclamation letters in her text messages. It makes my eyes Burn just reading it. "
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someone who only hooks up with people in certain fraternities or sororities
"I really only like SAE and Phi Psi guys"
"You're such a letter chaser Caroline"
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A) A term used to refer to any letter that could be taken as the writer caring about you, such as an attendance notice or a subpoena.
B) A letter or note which is used to express your love for someone.
Student: After missing 15 days of school, the principal sent a love letter to me asking me to show up more often <3.
Felon: After violating my probation for the third time, the magistrate sent me a love letter.
Girl: Some creepy dude put a love letter in my locker.
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Sara- do you have a letter in the mailbox? well its hanging out
Rachel- oh crap *pulls up pants*
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A virally propagated scam, formerly sent entirely through snail mail, but now more frequently sent through email. It operates basically as a pyramid scheme in which the recipient is urged to send a small sum of money to each person on a short list of names and addresses, with the promise that they will receive a lot of money when they rotate their name into the list, and the oldest name off of it, and mail the letter to everyone they know.
Some chain letters try to scam people even further, by instructing them rotate their name into the oldest position, so that the very next recipient will rotate them off of it, so that only the first names and addresses on the list will get any money.
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