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Magic the Gathering played with the Magic 2010 rules changes.
Player A: What are you doing? Combat doesn't use the stack anymore.
Player B: I don't play corporate magic.
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When a person looks better in their myspace pictures than they do in real life.
Dan: "That chick I saw on myspace is so hot."
John: "Don't get your hopes up, it's just myspace magic."
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A woman whose husband or boyfriend ignores her for Magic: The Gathering.
Jessica: Honey, let's go out to eat tonight!
George: Not right now, I'm in the middle of an 8-4.
Jessica: But you said we could go to Wing Stop for dinner.
George: I just made the finals!! My deck is sooooo ridiculous!!
Jessica: Sigh. The life of a Magic Widow.
Dan: Sorry babe, I can't go to Andrew and Megan's wedding, there's a PTQ this weekend.
Renee: Are you kidding me?
Dan: It doesn't matter, he just got on the train, she'll be a Magic Widow in 6 months, and they'll be divorced in a year anyways.
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the 6 numbers used to find a specific doujinshi on nhentai.net
often used to discretely ask for sauce
(OP:) posts image
(Viewer:) Magic numbers?
(Stranger:) 215137
Magic poop is when you take a shit, wipe and there is nothing on the toilet paper!
I just had a magic poop.
A sock you use for cum while master-bating.
"Why do guys call it a magic sock"
"You would call it magic too if you shot your cum on your chest."
An invitation for sexual activity involving the repetitive flailing of one man's flaccid genitals, specifically the scrotum against the skin between your ass and your penis, with the intention to make a revolting yet beautifully natural mating call for all males in a radius of 10 metres to hear. Frequently used in a variety of locations from gay orgies to bromances.
Brynn: What's that slapping?
Tom: It's Connor. He's in his bedroom practising the Magic Frog for tonight.
Brynn: He sounds pretty good.
Tom: I know. Tonight's going to be great.