Clutch merchant

1.Refers to a person who is able to effect a miraculous performance especially during a time of immediate or dire need.

2.In reference to someone with the ability to access extraordinary abilities or creativity at a very opportune moment.

3. also super substitute

Nyagayrn: hey look Portugal is losing 2-1 to Argentina in the 2022 World Cup Final..

Sickleryrn: I wouldn’t be surprised if Ronaldo scores that volley from outside the box..

Ronaldo : Penalty (90+ 4 )

Ronaldo :goal ( 90+ 8),,,,,, SIIIUUUUUU !!!!

Sickleryrn: I told you this guy is the ultimate Clutch merchant !

Nyagayrn: cr7 the goat suiii !

W merchant

A West Ham supporter on Twitter who only can take a W

The W merchant has written: ”Ratio then”

Fool Merchant

Dishonest peddler of lies, false promises, fake goods, illegal wares

Yous a Fool Merchant

Batty Merchant

1. A homosexual male prostitute.
2. A shy male who claims he is not homosexual but does blatant homosexual acts.

Guy1:"Yo, that dude is such a batty merchant, he said he wasn't gay, then he offered me a blowjob for 5 bucks!"

Pace merchant

when u just run and can do nothing else but run

Guy 1: yo, what's a pace merchant

guy 2: when u just run and can do nothing else but run

Guy 1: oh

😭

Guy 2: 🤣

like merchant

noun

to like *everything* on twitter, instagram, facebook etc.

origin - football twitter

mate, jake liked all of my tweets, he's such a like merchant

Stephen Merchant

The Soup Deity of the Soup Cult.

Oh yeah, I forgot to sacrifice my soup to Stephen Merchant last night. Better go do it before he removes my kneecaps.