Toot Mute

To mute or silence the outgoing audio on a phone or electronic device while talking to a female significant other; in order to mask the sound generated by one's flatulence.

While on the phone with my girlfriend, I Toot Muted her.

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mute challenged

While participating in a telephone conference call, the act of speaking while muted such that other participants cannot hear.

Silence
Fred: Jim...you still there?
Jim: Sorry, mute challenged

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mute cry

It's when you want to cry so loud and so much that nothing comes out and all you have is tears running down your face with your mouth open trying to scream but it's nothing but silence so nobody can hear you.

Karen got into a fight with her parents and ran up to her room and closed the door. She started to mute cry so her parents won't hear her and come up to her room.

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Mute Boy

In bands consisting of all or mostly wind instruments (i.e. jazz or wind orchestras), the most lowly and usually worst player in a section of trumpets. The Mute Boy has one job: get the mutes, no questions asked.

The title is assigned at the beginning of a school year or season beginning, by the section leader, and lasts for the duration of said season or year.

-"Where are the mutes?"
-"I'm not sure, where's the mute boy?"
-"Oh look, there he is- STFU AND GET THE MUTES"

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mute the fuck up

nicer way to say "shut the fuck up!" but towards your various electronical devices.

Mute the fuck up TV!!! I can't hear my iphone!!!!

deaf-mute

One of those kids in your class that doesn't talk to anyone and doesn't reply if anyone but the teacher says something to him.

That Robbie, he just ignores everyone. Stupid deaf-mute

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Mute Point

Something that is so obvious that it doesn't need to be said.

Bob: "Woah, that's a dead body!"
Bill: "That's a mute point."

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