Mutual Usage

When two or more people use each other for sex. It is considered ok, because all of the parties consent to being used and in turn use the other parties involved. There are no feelings involved in mutual usage; it's just for kicks.

I slept with Arnold last night, and he didn't call me today. It's ok, though. I was using him too. It was totally mutual usage!

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mutual friend

A girl who has been fucked by two guys (simultaneously or in different points of time) is their mutual friend.

Or a guy who has slept with two girls is also their mutual friend.

- Hey, guess what, I slept with Annie the other night! She was hella awesome in bed.
- Then I guess she’s our mutual friend now!

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exclusively mutual

when two events can occur only in conjunction with one another, i.e. neither one can occur without the other

Legend has it that being a tree-hugger and being a hippie are exclusively mutual.

Liberal: "Being homophobic and having repressed homosexual desires are exclusively mutual."
Conservative: "Hah, that's a good one."
Liberal: "Remember that recurring dream you told me about?"
Conservative: "...fuck"

Tim: "I wanna hook up with Kim, but Stacy's my girlfriend"
John: "I don't understand...those are exclusively mutual aren't they?"
Tim: "Whaaa..?"
John: "If you break up with Stacy, Kim will be pissed cuz they're good friends. a.k.a. no Kim for you. On the other hand, if you don't hook up with Kim, Stacy will get bored of your drama-lacking relationship and eventually dump you. And then Kim will think you're a loser, and again no Kim for you.
Tim: You are a genius. I'll be right back

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Mutually consented

Sacked, where the emphasis is on the fact that both Parties 'decided' to end the employment, rather than just the employer.

Rangers don't sack Managers, but after the start to the Season he's had, Ally McCoist must be odds on to be mutually consented.

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Mutual breakup

Something you’d say when you get dumped by him.

We had a mutual breakup.
Uhm, yeah right

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Mutual Assholery

The state of being in which two or more assholes compete to out-asshole each other.

Many traffic accidents are caused by mutual assholery.

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mutual denial

A term to describe a situation where a person or group knows someone or another group knows they do something but pretend they don't and if it comes up everyone denies it.

Person A: "Yeah by parents know I drink, and they know I know they know, but we all pretend we I don't."

Person B: "Mutual Denial"

Person A: "yeah, 'Mutual Denial'"

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I know you know I do it but we are going to pretend we don't and if it comes up we deny it.

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