Douche Nard

Someone who acts like a complete pussy and is way too into themselves.

Ken: "im going to go wash my beautiful face, to make it more beautiful... if that is even possible."
Ashley: "your such a Douche Nard!"

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snarf my nards

The act of sucking testicles.

Command. Snarf being the verb.

Hey baby, wanna snarf my nards?

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Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7

The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.

Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.

Nard

A synonym for loser.

Michael didn't get laid last night,
What a nard.

Nard

A nard is word used for a pleb/mincer.

Can be used as an adjective or a diss

who is a nard?

Clarke Fourde

Nard

A nard is word used for a pleb/mincer.

Can be used as an adjective or a diss

who is a nard?

Clarke Fourde

Nard

A slang term for a poo used in Australia

A shortened version of the name Nadia

I went to the bathroom and someone left a huge Nard in there

Nadia thinks her shit don't stink, yeah I've noticed that so we just call her the "Nard"