The One

Someone who is part of you even when you aren't together.

1- oh WE would just love to have that potted plant for our front room.
(we? we who?)
Me and my bf/gf
(your bf/gf isn't here right now)
He/she is a part of me. he's the one.

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one

a phrase used to tell a person good bye,one love, and 100

two people are talking and finish a convo an the person says ONE to let the other know that you understand but you have to go and they will get back to them

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On One

Mass consumption of alcohol/drugs. Going past the point of no return and coming back only to return again.
You might have been one one if:
Its 9am and you are lying naked in bed next to a 300 lb. Miami, who you have never met before, with a peculiar taste in your mouth.
You wake up in the drunk tank and you have been told you’re being booked for defecting on top of car in a shopping center parking lot in broad day light.

Kid 1 "I have never seen that kid sober"
Kid 2 "He is ALWAYS on one"

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One

The loneliest number that you'll ever do :D

One

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one

No is the saddest experience you'll ever know
Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know
`Cause one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
One is the loneliest number, worse than two

It's just no good anymore since she went away
Now I spend my time just making rhymes of yesterday

One is the loneliest, number one is the loneliest
Number one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
One is the loneliest, one is the loneliest
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
It's just no good anymore since she went away
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do

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ones

beer. Origin: Homestar Runner. Often used after the word cold.

A One that is not Cold is hardly a One at all.

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no one

who kyle waranis likes

Kyle who do you like?
NO ONE DAMNET!!!!

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one

Part of 1337 speak. Used by jackasses who want to show that they didn't forget to push the shift key but are using 1 instead of ! just to piss people off.

j00 SUXX0RS !!!!111oneone11one

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